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By Brian - 18/03/2012 02:32 - United States - East Wenatchee

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML
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gntfmlingnow 12

See if she can use her ninja tongue in more interesting ways. If you know what I mean.

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DKjazz 20

Marry her. Do it now, before I whisk her away.

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zebralover23 14

Lmao I'm sorry but that's funny! How did she touch your eye

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wolflove225 10

My boyfriend and I do that all the time XD

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izzy7 11

My boyfriend does it to me all the time. So gross!

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emma44321 0

That's stinking adorable :) I need to try that!

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mikaellikestacos 14

Dude if I were you I'd keep her she seems cute and silly marry her or I will steal her

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