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By Brian - 18/03/2012 02:32 - United States - East Wenatchee

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML
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gntfmlingnow 12

See if she can use her ninja tongue in more interesting ways. If you know what I mean.

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DKjazz 20

Marry her. Do it now, before I whisk her away.

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maddonkey 3

didnt ur eye burn????

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Dajucy1 7

What a stupid comment -.-

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PiErC3 0

since when does a tongue make ur eye burn

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Pandacupcakelove 26

72- who knows? Have you ever had a tounge in your eye?

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nikkinik63 1

I am so doing this to my boyfriend asap! He's a dairy farmer, so it makes it a little bit funnier to me :)

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Pebbles89 9

Salty? Maybe? Lol.

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yahoowizard 16

We eyeball virgins shall never know the taste of an eyeball.. Or can we change that

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gntfmlingnow 12

I would assume it tastes like years. So salty water

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Grimmerie 31

This sounds exactly like my girlfriend and I. She once licked my eyeball while we were out to dinner with a bunch of friends. It was gorgeous.

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Pixxio_O 11

I'm sure it was a beautiful experience for the both of you, this story that you've shared with us today is causing me to tear up..

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Llama_Face89 33

I like turtles...

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jannielovesjack 0

I bet all your friends were jealous of you. They too probably teared up.

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BingleBop 18

Awesome person! You should also be flattered that she even wanted to taste your eyeball :)

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prettygirl222 1

Eww get a new gf

valdezadair 0

Your a starburst. Seeing as to how your profile name is PrettyGirl, but you're picture says otherwise. Contradiction.

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meowmeowmeow7 2

Stop being such a ****

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pinkpixie06 11

Your girlfriend sounds fun. I could never bring myself to lick someone's eyeball and I can't imagine that I'd like having mine licked either. This FML gave me the heeby jeebies!

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wittygirl 8

Best FML ever! Your girlfriend is cool lol

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Calyx_fml 21

My wife licks my eyeball just to ewg me out. It works every time.

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