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By Brian - 18/03/2012 02:32 - United States - East Wenatchee

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML
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gntfmlingnow 12

See if she can use her ninja tongue in more interesting ways. If you know what I mean.

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DKjazz 20

Marry her. Do it now, before I whisk her away.

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Luckyman22 5

And I thought I was the only one that happened to.

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Meraklez1013 9

Interesting Question!! If she licks his eyeball nd he was wearing contacts at the time...... I guess the world may never know

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Epichearts 2

I didnt realize it was possible til i read this fml...damn theres all kinds of kisses

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Colbertrox811 5

That's cuuuute.

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oldirtybasterdSE 0

That's ******* interesting man, that's ****** interesting.

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RogueJedi14 1

I know what that's like. My ex does that dumb crap

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DogsPaw 16

Does and did are something you should be sure about typing if combined with "Ex"

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