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What am I like?

By Joe - 01/11/2009 16:35 - United States

Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out, whatever the drunk-me said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML
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qwertyone 0

Drunk you or not it was still you. You are responsible for what you do drunk and you chose to drink in the first place. I hope the "drunk you" doesn't drive.

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coolsteve 0

who deleted that post about the guy and his wife who turned out to be a lesbian???

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LMAO58 0

**** u i dont see why everyone is blaming Obama for their own retarded/stupid mistakes!

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VictimOfTheft 0

Today, I realized that the I deletes my texts, so I don't get mad. Well turns out, whatever I said, caused me to lose my job, my girlfriend, and my coffee machine. FML Fix't. Grow a pair and take responsibility for your actions.

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spiderman0606 0

that the I deletes my texts... what?

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owtom78 0

Aw :( That really does suck. I guess you know to drink more moderately now though.

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PhillyFox 0

It was still you that did it. Either stay sober or own up to your actions.

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cthulhu1138 1

Drinking responsibly involves knowing your limits. Either get to know your limits, or learn to deal with the consequences of what you do when you exceed them.

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V4D3R 0

I know the solution, STOP getting drunk. Take control of your life.

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xFaust_fml 12

Oh come ON people, who doesn't get drunk from time to time??? I don't see the problem, if it's not too often, if you don't drink TOO much and if you don't drive afterwards.

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hornetchik 0

Completely agree. People need to take responsibility of their actions, but I don't know many people who haven't been drunk from time to time. It IS fun.

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fireandice27 0

I've never been drunk, and I don't want to. I can see many ways to have fun other than being an inebriated idiot.

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sephirothyeti 0

It certainly doesn't sound fun to me. Being unable to control myself and vomiting all over the place?! Sounds great, count me in!!!

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hornetchik 0

Well you haven't been drunk so you don't know do you? Being absolutely trashed isn't fun at all, but a wee bit tipsy is a good time had by all!

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SPN_lover666 27

I have never been drunk. I drink, but I do it in moderation.

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