Mr Floppy

By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 037
You deserved it 5 519
November 11: Memories and smiles
Historical anecdotes with a light touch to commemorate with a respectful smile. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Comments

p3mguin 7

Mint chocolate chip. YAY BUDDY!

27 2
thiscrazything 1

Did you get hard or soft ice-cream?

38 1
aaahhhfire21 0

Hmm next time just blow him guaranteed concrete

4 9
ssbtoday 3

I guess they both got something soft and creamy that evening.

2 1
bengermin 5

They're from Vermont, the land of Ben and Jerry's! ...I'd bet all sorts of emotions are worked out over ice cream there.

56 0
awagh666 14

The story goes that ben and jerry tried to get it on, but ended up making ice cream instead. So yeah, ice cream > sex

43 1
Dylman 6

New version of that song, "birthday sex"

3 17
ICastillo 24

I bet OP had an ****** in her mouth after eating that ice cream. So it a win win

15 2
alexm501 0

You're a nice girl....

101 4
ambowew 7

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
zachherbert 10

I've reread this six or seven times, and it makes less and less sense...

56 3
alstbv12 13

It essentially means that ops boyfriend can't get hard for women and that maybe he should try his luck with men...dont worry. I speak the language of the dumb.

74 1
zachherbert 10

Ahh, a translator.. FML needs more of you.

52 0
Il_Maestro 6

I think it is also suggesting that that different guy be her own brother. In which case I am inclined to smash my head against hard objects even more.

21 0
folfg0 12

Guys. People like #6 breed, and vote. We are ******........... #6. I have a question. Why.... Are you?

2 1
Shadomasta 5

6- Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

1 1
challan 19

I spit out my juice laughing.

53 6
Feared 9

But I'm lactose intolerant. Doesnt matter ; had snacks! I just had snaaaaacks! And it tasted so great! Felt so gooooood, yeah... ...

12 70
reddudeover 2

64 - Trying a leetle too hard, you almost come across as rabid.

23 2
Rocky007 15

Funniest comment I've seen on FML. Nicely played!

13 2
bluekid7 5

Talk about soft-serve

18 0
RogueWarrior869 23

This is why I wish we could favorite comments. XD You win some internet.

5 0
UsernameHere234 13

No. This happened to me the first time I had sex. Both me and my partner were virgins and as such we were very nervous about it. Now though I never have a problem and me and her are VERY VERY sexual.

33 3
123josie123 11

How exactly does one manage to be "very sex" ?

34 1
sirpantselot 22

I'm stuck at "fairly sex". Need to take the next step up.

17 0
writergirl23 19

Lol sometimes too much sex can do that too, found it out on our honeymoon. But it is most definitely not erectile dysfunction!

9 0
toooldforthis 19

How old are you? Maybe he needs to see a doctor?

8 71
yoursucklives 36

my boyfriend had a hard time putting it in for the first time too. just try to be as relaxed as you can. aaaaand your solution with the ice cream is genius.

103 0