By DocBastard - 17/12/2011 02:29 - United States
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Akai, the only people who say that are people who don't have kids. My 2 children are the most precious things in my world, and I've smiled more since my daughter was born than in all my previous years combined. I truly feel sorry for people who think like you.
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Show it anywayShe'll probably drink as well, so work on that too.
Dare you assholes compare cursing and sex
Well, that went overboard real fast. XD
Oh wow. DocBastard got an FML published. Congrats.
Why is everyone ******** themselves over the bastard getting an FML published? What I really want to know, is how is Doc's other daughter doing? She's gotta be like 4-6 now maybe? And in case anyone ACTUALLY thinks I was being serious about drinking, I was speaking facetiously.
Curse words are the least of your problems. Weed, alcohol, sex, college fund, and maybe more sex.
Had you also just been trying to get an angry, writhing, screaming toddler to sleep for two hours while being chronically sleep deprived? No? The two situations do not compare, kiddo.
Docbastard! Woohooo
Not only did DocBastard get an FML published, it was the first one he ever submitted. That's pretty awesome. Worth it to wait until you have a *really* good story to submit.
Shut up....
Ahhh they grow up so fast. Well if ur gonna teach him a cuss word, you have chosen the right one!
14 years old gonna start telling you to piss the ******* shit off :D I know I did
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Anyone who willfully makes the mistake of having a child really deserves whatever comes their way, so YDI.
Akai, the only people who say that are people who don't have kids. My 2 children are the most precious things in my world, and I've smiled more since my daughter was born than in all my previous years combined. I truly feel sorry for people who think like you.
I really don't understand the big deal about it actually getting published. The first one I ever posted got published, though the 11 since then haven't. I honestly think it's a bigger deal that Doc posted this than that he got it published.
Douche. Just bear in mind, you were the reason your parents ever hated the world. And I'm sure your parents didn't deserve to be curse by your existence.
Remember those parrots that repeat what you say, small children are very much like them.
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Show it anyway14- Obviously you aren't a parent..
Being a parent doesn't make you an invincible, perfect superhero! They are still human. And having a baby doesn't make you grow up over night, it's a process!
My friends little sister has a wide vocabulary of profanity she has learned from overhearing her father due to his loudness. Her mom is not pleased at all.
Awee Doc, you're a daddy? That's soooooooo cute!!!
So, did she say, "****," THEN start screaming? Or what happened with that?
Original - the screaming came first. The "****" came later in the day, much to Mrs. Bastard's surprise and non-amusement.
Aw Doc, I'm sorry. This must be your first FML you've submitted after all of your smart remarks. Congrats and FYL. ;w;
FYL, but congrats on getting it published!
You do seem to be in quite a jam. I would definitely call a toe-truck. Holy Shat it's Doc!!!
*insert girlie scream that sounds like she just met Justin Bieber or something
Aww poor Doc, Sorry about the broken toe! Hope it heals fast. At least you got access to the meds.
HAIL TO THE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh, can someone fill me in who is doc?
If you don't know, you are either not on FML a lot or you are just not in our circle. Either way, I feel bad for you.
#152: In short, witty, famous person on FML.
You must not read the comments very often if you don't know who he is. FML celebrity, just saying that made me feel sad for humanity but you still have to love him
They grow up so fast...
Sorry for singing stupid, but who's Doc?
I mean sounding.
Whoa, Doc posted an FML???? never seen that happen, just comments
Haha this is epic. Nice one Doc, good luck with the wifey.
Holy moly! DocBastard wrote an FML!!!!! Don't feel bad though Doc, that could have happened to anyone. The things people say when they stub their toe!
57- That's like asking "who is Jesus"
Umm, who is Jesus? Is he a friend of the doc?
Is your island... Lonely? :D
Ahhhhhh!!! Kelly clarkson!!!!!!!
Swearing when you're in that much pain isn't really voluntary. I'm sure that this incident won't affect your daughter's ability to grow up to be a well adjusted person.
Shes now scarred for life by profanity. That mite take years of therapy to get her to overcome that traumatizing event
Well, she probably would have learned the word sometime later in her life anyways! XD
DocBastard you always make my day :) and fyl because i've been there done that and it sucks
My parents have been there. When I was about one, my dad dropped something and yelled "****". I walked around the house singing "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck" for awhile :) And then I stopped. Don't worry Doc, she'll get bored of it if you guys don't react TOO harshly :-)
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You do seem to be in quite a jam. I would definitely call a toe-truck. Holy Shat it's Doc!!!
Remember those parrots that repeat what you say, small children are very much like them.