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lol. I actually have passionate hate for those white boy "gangsta". Or "wiggers" as they sometimes call themselves.
Sadly Eminem has given hope to a generation of white, wannabee gangsta rappers.
Nah I'm actually an undercover cop. This is just my cover.
20- Eminem is actually a very good rapper, and I prefer him over most black and white rappers...
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Show it anywayDrifter: That's probably because they don't hold it sideways and actually brace for the recoil.
I never said eminem was bad. In fact I like a lot of his songs. I just don't like how every tone deaf **** thinks they are eminem incarnate.
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Show it anyway104 - Sit back down. We asked for the real Slim Shady to please stand up.
Yeah, Eminem is better than most black rappers. Just look at Nicki Minaj and 2 Chainz. Such an insult to rap.
I thought the gangsta phase started with puberty. I guess your sons a late bloomer. Haha.
Yeah lmao 2 chainz is pure garbage, I don't understand how some people think his ***** good
60- we have multiple gangs in just Vancouver alone. There's the Hell's Angels (although they really are almost too well known to be a 'scary' gang, there's another gang called The Red Scorpions which is mostly comprised of human trafficking and drug dealing. However OP and her fail son are in Quebec. And I don't think it's possible for the gangs there to shoot any better than the ones in the US. They do have a hotel made from ice though.
so which one is it? you hate those people cuz they are wannabe gangstas or they are white or that thing is strictly for blacks and no other race can do the same? You see if I hated a black person for trying to be more white purely cuz they are black and its not their thing, everyone would go batshit crazy and call me racist, while in fact you are the most hypocritical racists out there. And black "gangstas" are a same ******* joke too. black culture. **** yes!
"Werd to ma matha... East side" *insert an E symbol with my fingers and a double tap on my chest*
So a white drag queen from the suburbs is getting gangsta now?
Hey don't hate or discriminate.
29 whoa step back it's one thing to mock the FML and be sarcastic but it's another to mock the lifestyle of a commenter it's just rude
You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
That awkward moment when you look like a dumbass in front of the whole world. Gangs are stupid. If you think about it all you are really doing is killing someone over a color and a number. That's all it really gets down too. Like north siders N 14 & red is their "gang" Stuff. And they kill people that are S 13 & blue. They kill each other over shit we learned in preschool. Our colors numbers and abcs. Gangs are retarded. Seriously. Unless you go to Cali. They will ******* kill you for wearing the wrong color shirt out in public even if you aren't in a gang. Bang your ******* dead. It's a sad world we live in.
Was that an Ali G reference?
Why is this downvoted so much? It's an Ali G reference.
How could you mom!? Don't you know burning grilled cheese is insensitive and enough to make a grown man cry? But in all seriousness, I think you should be worried if he's still in his "hood phase" and he's 28.
In all seriousness I feel for the guy....bitch burnt his sandwich
I think she should still be worried that he even went through a hood phase in the first place.
I think she should be worried if he's 28, still lives at home and still needs his mommy to make sandwiches for him.
He should learn from the greatest gangster of all time: the almighty Mr. Rogers!
And living at your home??
Son: "You be grillin my cheese all wrong, yo. Get out my face, bizniych. *cries*. Imma make this shit myself..*phone rings*...Oh hello, mr. Hildebrandt, yes I will be at the office on Tuesday *hangs up*....pshh that boy be tripping...**** we're out of red kooilaid. Oh heyyl noo. No koolaid?!?! *cries*"
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Show it anyway#9 No please, continue. Am I the only laughed at this?
Collaborate and listen
26- No, you are not the only one who laughed at this, it's funny :)
I actually took the time to read this in the white boy gangsta voice in my head.
This reminded me of the commercial with the white guy riding away from his girlfriend on a scooter shouting "THE STREETS ARE MY HOME!" While wearing a helmet, in a suburban neighborhood. Can't remember what the commercial was for (I think Starburst), but it was ******* hilarious.
Then he yells "STREETS!" lol
75-That is actually one of my favorite commercials. I was actually honing that redhead guy from Can't Hardly Wait.
*gets tossed into a Wonder bread-filled dumpster*
I'm rolling on the floor laughing right now. I'm serious, a ROFL in real life.
159 - I am amazed at your ability to type so coherently while rolling on the floor. You even managed the apostrophes and everything.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Well a real man shead tears :)
*sigh*
Not over burnt food. Aged 28
Wigger to mom, yo bitch! You burned the mutha ****** G.C. Best be makin' another or caps be gettin popped in yo ass bitch!
Spank him
I think FML should have a "Failed Parent" section.
Hahahha yes! Romney should run on a post-birth abortion ticket, there's your spokesman.
Best hair ever!
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Son: "You be grillin my cheese all wrong, yo. Get out my face, bizniych. *cries*. Imma make this shit myself..*phone rings*...Oh hello, mr. Hildebrandt, yes I will be at the office on Tuesday *hangs up*....pshh that boy be tripping...**** we're out of red kooilaid. Oh heyyl noo. No koolaid?!?! *cries*"
lol. I actually have passionate hate for those white boy "gangsta". Or "wiggers" as they sometimes call themselves.