By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML
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Grimmerie 31

Okay. Instead of "pouring your heart out" and potentially looking like an obsessive maniac, why not just say something along the lines of "I like you, let's go out"? Unless you have been dating it is so inappropriate to gush about your romantic feelings to someone who most likely does not feel the same way. More often than not you end up making the other person uncomfortable and you look strange.

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AbstraktThoughts 13

Wow! What a bitch. Don't worry op, you didn't miss out on much. Tons of bitches in the world. She saved you from potential wks/months/yrs of suffering!

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theten_fml 9

I think what 24 is trying to say is "Spread a rumor about her to get her back and ruin her life." like I said before thats just 24's advice. Personally I'd just move on and stop pouring my heart out via text/email/social networks etc.

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TheTwistedOtaku 16

1's comment was written at 9:11 on 9/11, did anyone else notice this?

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Drigr 9

24, you realize you called the girl a bitch, then told OP not to worry, theres plenty of bitches out there? Were you actually trying to say "don't worry, if it wasn't her, it woulda been some other bitch breaking your heart"? I wonder if it was really a "friend" and not a "oh shit, I don't mean that" moment. If it WAS the friend..... *wink wink, nudge nudge*

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VaultDweller106 7

Using Facebook and other non face to face devices to tell a girl you like her is just the pansy way out. Tell it to her face and avoid situations like this. Problem solved.

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Nezumi04 20

No actually it was wrote on 9/11 at 2:11am

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B3Y0ND 3

Just how long did you know this girl and how persistent were you? If you were a good friend and you really did love her, FYL. If you were just after her for her looks, YDI.

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gc327072 30

I'm thinking ydi; if she was the shiz, i think he would've been more like "the love of my life", IMO.

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nerobluerose 10

You didn't know her well enough to know if you're talking to her?

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Blackmail111 9

It's not like he was video chatting or analyzing her behavior. I could say I'm Dr.Science and I'm actually not. It's easy to play yourself off as someone when you're logged into their account. Also she could be anywhere between 15-19 so her writing along with her friends may go a little like "lol hey

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Blackmail111 9

"lol hey < 3"*

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enormouselephant 15

Lol heyyyy;). If you really like someone genuinely (not just for their looks) you most likely would know their style of writing. Do they spell things out, use lots of smilies, etc!

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Grimmerie 31

Okay. Instead of "pouring your heart out" and potentially looking like an obsessive maniac, why not just say something along the lines of "I like you, let's go out"? Unless you have been dating it is so inappropriate to gush about your romantic feelings to someone who most likely does not feel the same way. More often than not you end up making the other person uncomfortable and you look strange.

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RussianFox 13

I don't understand why some guys these days feel the first thing they need to do is pour their hearts out. If this advice is of importance, take it slow try to never rush it.

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cmanaus 3

Don't just put this on guys. I've had girls do the same thing to me. It's flattering but very uncomfortable.

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alicexo_fml 8

I wish all (socially challenged) guys would take this advice. They would get so many more dates, seriously.

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daemonsparta 16

then girls bitch about how guys "don't open up enough" you want open and romantic or not? make up your damn minds

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that1guyyy 12

At least her friend likes you? Unless she was just trolling.

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Mister_Triangle 21

I think you misunderstand the situation

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twye 22

OP didnt want to date the friend who returned his feelings. He wanted to date the one who told him to **** off.

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cr3ativity 15

Well, that escalated quickly. She ought to have said it with more... Tact "lyk, oh-my-gosh. Im lyk soo srry, but mag freund was lyk on my Facebook, so that wasn't me" Note how I typed it like that. She's a cold shallow bitch who has a facade of being a nice girl.

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tswizz 13

10, I would have thumbed your comment up if you hadn't pointed out how you spelled the girls response. It would've been clever otherwise.

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congele 6

Bitter, party of one? We have your table ready

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esines 9

How do you know she has the facade of being a nice girl? It never said that...

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yuzuhere 21

Well, uh, look on the bright side! At least she said "Thanks"?

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cr3ativity 15

I think the "thanks" was in response to that OP will leave her alone. It's funny how people say "thanks" before you do them a favor, and when you don't do said favor, they immediately get angry and start blaming you. It's like the word "thanks" means that the person is obligated to do whatever the person (who said "thanks") asks.

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Krirn 21

Yup, she gave OP to respond with "You're welcome, bitch."

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scylla121 7

Your chances of success were limited from the start by confessing your 'love' online, but obviously the kind of girl she is, is not who you want to be with!

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