By N - 20/05/2016 20:22 - United States - Glenwood Springs
All the FMLs
Pipe down, Brenda
By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 19:38 - United States - San Antonio
By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:05 - United States - Las Vegas
Bass Pro Shop
By superfreak6 - 20/05/2016 13:25 - United States - New Orleans
By ShandiPandiDerp - 20/05/2016 12:12 - United States
By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 11:29 - United States - Westwood
By Kakapo4Ever - 20/05/2016 09:01 - United Kingdom - Abingdon
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By aireeahna - 20/05/2016 06:04 - United States - Cedar Rapids
By TicketMePink - 20/05/2016 05:57 - United States
Don't take medical advice from teachers
By pain - 20/05/2016 04:23 - United States - San Francisco
By No thanks - 20/05/2016 00:06 - United States
By bruised - 19/05/2016 20:54 - Australia - Sydney
By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville
By smidgit - 19/05/2016 17:32
By TotallyDeservedIt - 19/05/2016 17:19 - United States - Midlothian
By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 13:48 - United States - Schnecksville
By not amused - 19/05/2016 09:01 - Ireland - Cork
By nykkymcallister - 19/05/2016 03:07 - United States - Baltimore
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This is my FML!! I'm honestly surprised it got published. To add more to this, me and my husband both got smart watched (no not Apple watches) because I had gotten one and he wanted to steal it so I got him one too. I said that we should go around our yard and act like we're in a James Bond movie and he agreed. The neighbors didn't know it was us which is why the cops were called. No charges were pressed and my neighbors were fine with us being in their bushes after we told them what we were doing and they even wanted to join us lol. Thank you for all the nice comments!
By Ants everywhere but my pants - 19/05/2016 02:35 - United States - Sun City Center
By sociallyawkward - 19/05/2016 01:52 - United States - Atlanta
By soccerswim20 - 19/05/2016 00:46 - United States - Coatesville
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Yes, we did all get to retake the exam. Our principal called the College Board and told them what happened, and they said we could either skip the section in the now sealed book wait until the next testing date. We decided to wait and took a different version of the test. And the second time our school counselor proctored so there were no problems! So moral of the story, if something the test proctor is telling you seems wrong, SPEAK UP.
By CarouselHeart - 18/05/2016 20:09 - United Kingdom - Sheffield
By ash - 18/05/2016 20:00 - United States - Winnebago
By lifedownthegutter - 18/05/2016 18:21 - United States - Saint Louis
By aviationgeek - 18/05/2016 18:18 - United States - Bothell
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Op here. the guy didn't tip or offer to buy me any food. it was a $3 fare.
Anonymity
By Anonymous - 18/05/2016 17:51 - United States - Westfield
Offensive people work in TV? What a surprise!
By Anonymous - 18/05/2016 14:50 - United States - Frisco
Dumpster diving
By rummaging - 18/05/2016 13:46 - United States - Bloomington
By centaursTesticle - 18/05/2016 12:34 - United States
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Hey everyone, this is my FML! #15 got it closest... I've been working on this project for about 3 weeks with my group members, and I have definitely done my fair share of the work in that time. All of us met up the night before it was due to type it all up, put it together and double check everything, but I had to leave that meeting much earlier than everyone else. Hence, they forgot to put my name on it :/ Thanks, guys.... I contacted my professor as soon as I saw the grade, and my group backed me up and admitted that they made a mistake. I was SUPER scared and pissed off but it got resolved! We got an A-! :D
By Anonymous - 18/05/2016 05:55 - United States - San Francisco
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This is OP here. Firstly, I live in Oxfordshire, England as of now but I used to live in Singapore, which is tropical, so geckos were everywhere, inside and out - especially as our house had a relatively wild and unkempt garden. They weren't any trouble at all and the only ways of keeping them out of the house were cruel, so yeah they were just all over the walls and floors. This is when the FML happened. Secondly, it's not outlandish to assume someone may have dropped a bit of food on the floor is it? Surely more likely than a ******* gecko head. And yes I agree the true FML is for the gecko...twas a tragic night :(