Time out
By sadandmad - 20/01/2016 16:09 - United States - Bonita Springs
By sadandmad - 20/01/2016 16:09 - United States - Bonita Springs
By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London
By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 18:41 - United States - Valparaiso
By anon - 16/01/2016 23:15 - United Kingdom - Sheffield
By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 06:40 - United States - Denver
By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 16:01 - United States - Worcester
By mouse_13 - 15/01/2016 06:28 - United Kingdom - Bicester
By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 04:51 - United States - Burbank
By Anonymous - 14/01/2016 12:51 - Australia
By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston
By Bex98 - 11/01/2016 08:17 - United States - San Francisco
So, this is my FML. I'm not sure if it's verified, because I keep forgetting my passwords. Like a complete ******* haha. But anyways, this answer was prompted because I asked the server to describe the alfredo sauce, and she said: "It's creamy and white." Also, the FML about the veteran and his pickup line was also mine a few months ago, and of course I didn't have an account when I posted then either. Also, my brother did not willingly hang out with me haha. My family and a few other families were travelling together, and the teenagers, who all happened to be friends of my brother, went to eat together.
By anne - 07/01/2016 12:00 - Germany
By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 06:59 - United States - Atwater
By loko0909 - 04/01/2016 04:57 - United States - Cincinnati
By ywouldudomelikethat - 03/01/2016 20:02 - United States - Renton
By Oops - 03/01/2016 19:09 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 22:31 - United States
By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 15:21 - Canada - Aurora
By wardsl195 - 30/12/2015 05:55 - United States - Seaford
By CogadhTallon - 30/12/2015 02:11 - United States
Thanks for your comments, this place is much better than a shrink for healing a bit. I can appreciate the sentiment that I should've taken the ring back, but once purchased, rings are almost worthless (thanks, De Beers). I honestly wanted nothing to do with them. I've burned the sheets (not kidding) and I've gone numb. Their pretty much dead to me, and needless to say I'm out of the dating circuit for a while. Keep the comments coming though, this place rocks, and reminds me that not everyone are walking asshats. :)
By ThreeWeeksWithoutSex - 28/12/2015 05:43 - United States - San Francisco
By whatthefuck - 27/12/2015 23:22 - United States - Providence
By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 03:19 - United States - Roanoke
By Serenadipity - 22/12/2015 03:37 - United States
31- If I had any inkling of what was going on, I would have tried to do something about it. I didn't even know he had a girlfriend, let alone that he was having sex.
By Sadginger - 21/12/2015 23:45 - United Kingdom - Redhill
By f4444 - 21/12/2015 05:38 - United States - Highland Park
By sharee - 19/12/2015 20:51 - United States - Providence
By brokebackanus - 18/12/2015 14:15 - United States - Detroit
By NotSoComfortable - 17/12/2015 09:10 - Italy - Pontecchio Polesine
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OP here- really surprised anyone would think this was cruel, as we've ben together for a long time and therefore know each others boundaries! Makes me sad people have to see the negative in something that makes me smile!