Nearly FMLs

By Anonymous - 24/03/2021 14:02 - United States - Valparaiso

Today I had to update my PC due to it insisting on doing so, nd I discovered that once the update was done and I was able to get back on my computer, my desktop background (which I've used for over a year, and that I paid someone to make) was gone, and I didn't have it saved on my Drive. FML.

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By Brooke - 24/03/2021 07:43

Today, the gas station attendent was talking to my fiance while our baby and I were in the car waiting. The attendent referred to our baby and I as my fiance's kids...I'm 26. FML.

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2021 01:01

Today, I wanted to surprise my man and got some sexy lingerie. After getting frisky, he tells me I’m a f******ing whore and he doesn’t want to hang out with me. I’ll be crying in the corner. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2021 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today I asked a woman to smile and then open wide. I got shouted at for objectifying her as my pretty thing. She's a patient. I'm a dentist and gay. FML

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By Steven Haga - 23/03/2021 20:47

Today, Ever since my older brother announced he had a girlfriend, (now married) my parents have been pestering me about where my girlfriend is. And now they are sending me pictures of "potential girls they like".. FML

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By "pikapix" - 22/03/2021 05:42

Today, I pooped myself in the middle of Dave and Busters. I was with new friends. FML

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By Valero - 21/03/2021 19:54

Today, I was given my walking papers because I said I would refuse to vote Morena in my country. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2021 13:59

Today, I'm up thinking about someone who meant the world to me. I think he told me about this site, I could be wrong. It was a long time ago, like years ago. I hope I'm right. I miss him and it hurts, FML.

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2021 22:20

Today my ex posted on social media she is now in a relationship with freedom. I guess she was released from prison then.. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2021 07:11 - United States

Today the girl I’ve loved for over a year and a half said shes moving way out of state, and she never saw a future for us. Fml

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 20:48

Today, I recieved an F on a research paper because it was unrelated to the topic that was assigned to me. Since I didn’t feel like doing it myself, I had paid $200 to an essay writing service guy to do it for me. He won’t return my calls and he’d deactivated his Twitter account. FML

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By "Talented73" - 19/03/2021 12:23 - United States - Yonkers

Today, the day after I ate a load of Mexican food, I was farting like a hurricane; loud, way too long and a stench like I had necrosis of the colon. I let one rip in a crowded elevator and everyone was gagging from the stench. I pretended it wasn't me, but from all the dirty looks, they knew. FML

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By K. - 17/03/2021 15:05 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, my teacher was actually using the calculator to multiply one dollar by 3 packs of potato chips. He's a calculus teacher. FML

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By Evenmysedisbrokennow - 17/03/2021 13:17

Today, I realized my depression has reached a stage at which I don't feel strongly about anything. For example, I've just been able to order my dream headphones after literal years of saving - and nothing. Do I particularly feel any way about even that? nope. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 04:16 - Canada

Today I went to have my tattoo redone because it had been 11 years since I had it done if bc. The tattoo artist thought the Canadian maple leaf was a weed leaf and painted it green. I know have a scar that can’t be removed FML

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By rahul - 15/03/2021 21:39

Today, I started overthinking about myself, and I can't control my brain. FML

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By why me?! - 15/03/2021 12:34 - United States - Hesperia

Today I ran my very first credit application. Turns out I’ve had multiple credit cards, department store cards, two cars and a home loan all in my name. All defaulted. My mom allowed more than one of her boyfriends to use my identity to get what they wanted. I’ll be paying the price for life. Fml

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2021 19:17 - United States

Today, is a day I'm really going to need Ibuprofen. Both of my nieces are at the house, and they're the spawns of Satan when together. I feel like they're going to make me all grey. Fml.

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2021 00:41

Today, (SAT 5pm) I received a whatsapp msg from my boss telling me that I had to publish the results of elections on the webpage. I replied that it was going to be ready on monday morning. He immediately called me asking why was I not cooperating, and that I was being inconsiderate. He never said it was urgent. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2021 14:22 - Germany - Leer

Today I cooked for my mom. She enjoys what I make for her but generally waits until the food is about 8-10 days old before she finally eats the last of it. Why? Because she wants to “save the good stuff”. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2021 15:41 - Iraq - Baghdad

Today, let's be honest, my life is empty, no friends, no job, no money and I've been stuck in my room for a long time. FML

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By Forest Way - 13/03/2021 09:04

Today my father lied to me again. He has always lied to me. I am now in my mid-30s and I can remember his lies to me when I was a child. He seems to use lies to make himself look more intelligent or more successful than he actually is. It's so tough when a parent or guardian confuses truth from lies for you. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 17:46 - United States - Schenectady

Today, I was practicing the Vivaldi Concerto in G minor Suzuki 5 1st movement for NYSSMA. (A music evaluation text in NYS) I played the piece quick with Marcato style bowing. I decided to listen to some recordings. I learned that the piece was legato and way slower.. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 19:57 - Japan

Today, I walked to a café to save money. As I left, it started to rain, so I bought an umbrella to avoid getting wet. A single train fare was much cheaper than the umbrella. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 21:55 - United States

Today, I was laid off from my job of 5 years. Last weekend I ended my relationship of 3 years. 2 weeks ago I had a pipe break in my walls and do massive damage to my floors. Tried to go comfort myself with some junk food but now my car isn't starting. My life is literally falling apart....FML

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By Narishkeit - 11/03/2021 14:53 - United States - San Diego

Today, I turn 15 and a half. This is a friendly reminder to myself that I am six months too young to receive the COVID-19 vaccine. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 10:47

Today, I found out my girlfriend constantly runs to her best friend, who is her ex/1st luv whenever she’s mad at me and she’s constantly telling him he loves him and checking up on him. Yeah... I might be getting cheated on... FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 08:28

Today, still on the trail of chronic unemployment... despite being an A student through out my whole school life including uni... Welp! I guess that's just it! I'm a smart saved chronically unemployed Christian who thinks of committing suicide regularly but I know I can never do it. I cry everyday. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 05:19

Today I learned that my teacher had me doing the wrong assignments all semester, and allowed me to turn in the wrong assignments all semester. I now have an F and won’t be able to graduate unless I can get him to change someone thing about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2021 02:59

Today, I had to leave work because I was sobbing uncontrollably. My boyfriend of two years decided he wanted to take a break to see if life without me is easier or not. If it is, he wants to separate. He hasn't talked to me in a week. I'm completely in love with him and absolutely devastated right now.. FML

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Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors. They have a four-month-old child and appear to be firm believers in the "let them cry it out" philosophy. The baby's room is right above mine. A few days of trying to sleep through this shit and I'll look like a Walking Dead extra. FML

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Today, I looked at my boyfriend of four years's phone. He may not be cheating, but he was trying, and got shot down five times by three different women. Pathetic. FML

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Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML

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Today, I found out that I will be spending my spring break alone because my family is going to France. I can't go with them nor go with any of my friends because I have to take care of the cat. FML

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Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

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Today, I was staying at a hotel and had a night terror. I woke up, yelled, "Fuck!" and realized I had shit the bed. I'd woken up my teenage daughter, who now knows I shit the bed in the middle night. FML

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Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML

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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's wife. He's still saying he is not married. FML

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