Nearly FMLs

By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 08:11

Today I recently dumped a girl, for a stupid reason, who would happily swallow my rod all the way down to my balls, whereas my new girlfriend, despite being a lovely girl, sucks just the head, complains about it, and never for longer than 30 seconds. I know I’m petty but FML

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By Fatjesus - 20/04/2021 08:04

Today, I got my second Moderna Vaccine. Super happy I got it, but I feel like death.. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2021 01:57 - United States - Bronx

Today, I turned 26 during a global pandemic. So here I am insurance less since I was laid off in January due to downsizing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 21:05

Today, I'm about to go to sleep in my car because my sister and her boyfriend had sex in the living room. They both came home shitfaced while I was at the PS4, I was kicked out when they started to make out and my sister crashed into my car for trying to park hers. I can actually hear their moaning. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2021 02:17

Today, I saw my crush active on Instagram. He happens to be part of a charity club at school so I decided to go live and give a homeless person money to impress him. The homeless guy told me “If you’re doing this shit for likes, keep your money.” At least 20 people saw. Including my crush. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2021 20:08 - Australia - Dural

Today, I ruined a 5 year no self harm run after me and my mother got into an argument. I’m 24 and still hate her for calling me disgusting and disgraceful after she saw my scars when I was 16. She doesn’t know how much that affected me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 19:51 - Germany - Norden

Today a judge in my country decided that it’s okay to force people to get a COVID-test, even if they’re not sick. Meanwhile, another judge decided that it’s very much illegal for anyone to force HIM to get a COVID-test, because they are dangerous and he could get hurt. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 19:45 - Germany - Norden

Today I got stabbed in the underbelly for laughing at something innocent. Who stabbed me? My period. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 17:57

Today my friends boyfriend told me that my ex said I look like I gained 200lbs and I look terrible. Fml.

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 16:54 - Germany

Today is exactly 6 years since my last intercours , im 25 years old .... FML

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By Louiisaxo - 17/04/2021 12:42

Today, I learned that just because your coworker tells you he’s had a vasectomy doesn’t mean that it’s okay to not wear a condom. I can’t lie to my husband and say the child I’m carrying is his because we haven’t been intimate in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:55

Today, My boyfriend of 3 years constantly makes insensitive jokes and keeps mentioning he doesn't want kids. All I've ever wanted was a family from a kind sensitive partner.. FML

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By that’s the sound of the police - 16/04/2021 17:08 - United States - Hesperia

Today I went through my daughter’s phone and found messages from her best friend’s older brother. He was telling her how sexy she is and how he wants to take her on a date amongst other things. Although she declined he still persisted. My daughter is 13. This freak is 22. Fml

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2021 21:22 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, I realized part of the root of my gender dysphoria is male privilege and me craving any power and to quit being talked over and quit being invisible. I'm in the military and still have a long time to go. Worst part is my dysphoria hasn't budged. I am old and stuck in it now for the long haul. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2021 11:36 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today my boyfriend told me he just changed his bed sheets for the first time this year. It’s April. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 14:24

Today my mom wanted to lay an internet cable down to her trailer in the garden. Apparently she had a step-by-step plan: Step 1: Unplug the router from the network. Step 2: Open the terrace door. Step 3: Disappear. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 07:47

Today, I was listening to a quick recording from a girl in our group chat. I was jerking it to her voice, because she’s hot, but, the entire time I was doing it.. my phone was recording the sounds. It sent to the group & I can’t erase it. It’s a lot of gruntled yeah bitch, with spit and dick. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 00:09

Today, I visited this site for the first time in a decade. I read through so many of the comments to posts that were getting voted "You Deserve It," and seeing how many people felt the same way as the person who deserved it made me realize: all these people get to vote, and they're all terrible people. FML

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By misshearts05 - 14/04/2021 02:34

Today, as always, I can’t even leave my room to go to the bathroom or get water without my mom forcing me to clean the entire house. It’s already sparkling clean. FML

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By Dan - 13/04/2021 20:57

Today, my sister is in the hospital because a drunk driver crashed into her car. She was going to get married in two days. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 03:09

Today, my ex moved another woman in his apartment. He broke up with me 2 days ago and kicked me and our son out with all our stuff saying he’s “had it with my shit” all because I didn’t put butter on his pancakes. FML

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By merina20 - 12/04/2021 03:16

Today, my dad is camping out in front of the downstairs bathroom while my stepmom is near the upstairs bathroom. Neither will move, and I have a shy bladder, so to pee I had to run the faucet while doing so. My stepmom came downstairs and screamed at me for doing so. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2021 18:04

Today, I took an allergy pill and discovered that I am also allergic to certain brands. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2021 08:58 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, after the pandemic and gaining weight and letting my hair grow out that my phone doesn't even recognize me.....FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2021 23:01

Today, at Muay Thai lessons, someone kicked me in my ribs and broke them. FML

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By Son of a milkman - 09/04/2021 20:31

Today, at age 26, and after being abandoned at nearly 1-year-old, my biological father came to my place asking me to give him money, because "I'm your father". Afterwards, I sacked him after calling him a sperm donor and an irresponsible pussy. FML

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By madmama - 09/04/2021 01:09

Today, my daughter got her period on her sheets and has slept on bloody sheets for 3 days. When I asked her why, she said it was because I told her she wasn’t allowed to do her laundry before Friday of each week. FML

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By ToothProbs - 08/04/2021 15:15 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I went to the dentist to get fitted for crowns on my 4 front teeth. Today, I noticed that there is now a chip on an unrelated tooth. FML

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By Quirkyturtle - 08/04/2021 20:34

Today, my grandfather got covid a week before he was going to be vaccinated. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 19:15

Today, I found out I may have cancer. My husband couldn’t care less because he has a son with his girlfriend now. FML

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Today, the guy I was seeing told me he only wants to be friends. Every guy I've dated in the last 10 years has lost interest after we've had sex for the first time, and nobody will tell me why or what I did wrong. I'm going to die alone and I don't even know why. FML

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

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Today, I went directly from the shopping mall to the hospital. My sister had slammed my hand in the car door, all because I considered purchasing a dress that looked like something she might buy for herself. FML

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Today, and for the fifth week in a row, my dad has been moping around and acting pissy about everything because his psycho girlfriend won't talk to him. He now claims his life is over. I'm being raised by a teenage girl. FML

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Today, my obnoxious mother-in-law berated me in front of my husband's family for still working while pregnant. She says I'm harming the baby by not quitting. I'm only four months pregnant and I work as a nurse at a hospital. FML

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Today, I fucking hate Veterans Day. It's just an outpouring of artificial gratitude, because tomorrow when all the parades and free meals are all gone, my back will still hurt, my knees will still hurt, and my soul will still be tainted. No one fucking gives a shit anymore, not like yesterday, not even close. FML

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Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML

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