Geography major

By dating a fucking idiot - 08/09/2012 19:16 - United States

Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML
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LolFMLnot 10

6 some people don't know where it is, doesn't mean you have to call them idiots. It's not like you were born and you already knew the whole map

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Psych101 9

I'm pretty sure anyone with a decent education knows where it is. At the very least they should know that it exists.

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Zverina 20

Haven't heard of the place myself and I pay attention in school, so yeah.

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User57777 13

I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.

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PuggieKid 22

Its okay! Not everyones good at geography. :}

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CoDHater 9

I payed attention in geography and got somewhere in the 70s as a mark. Paraguay was not mentioned once in class

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janeska1231 1

Lmfao. I like ur dad. Remember fathers know best

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ElatedEarthling 15

You gotta admit, the name "Paraguay" does sound a little made up if you've never heard of it. But how old is the boyfriend that he's never learned about countries in South America?? O.o

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omgawshglee 4

Your username fits quite well with this FML.

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leusername 3

Time to get a new boyfriend. Perhaps a smart one ._.

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Urpoppy 21

Dumb enough to classify him as undateable honey.

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CoDHater 9

The country sounds made up if you haven't heard of it before, he could hate geography class. Or the country wasn't mentioned. It doesn't make him stupid to not know where it is

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malzi21 8

As sad as this is, I'm not surprised. Remember. One-third of "US Americans" cannot locate our own country on a world map.

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Megan98 18

That's just horrible.

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