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Geography major

By dating a fucking idiot - 08/09/2012 19:16 - United States

Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML

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By Derp-A-Herp - 27/05/2011 05:46 - United States

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By pissed out pants - 18/01/2015 21:58 - United Kingdom

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By . - 16/10/2013 21:05 - United States

Today, I convinced my father that "Juanito", our relative who needed money for immediate surgery in Mexico was a stranger attempting to scam him. I was $1400 too late. FML

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By twohoursclosertodeath - 26/01/2013 22:57 - United States - Austin

Today, I had to suffer through a two-hour long trivia game with my boyfriend's family. As if that wasn't annoying enough, my boyfriend caused the pair of us to lose by just a single point, because he answered "Quebec" to the question of "What is the capital city of France?" FML

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Saturday 8 September 2012 23:52

6 some people don't know where it is, doesn't mean you have to call them idiots. It's not like you were born and you already knew the whole map

Psych101 9

Saturday 8 September 2012 23:50

I'm pretty sure anyone with a decent education knows where it is. At the very least they should know that it exists.

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Angeon 5

Sunday 9 September 2012 4:48

I do not know where it is, how many people do though?

jennjenn0811 2

Sunday 9 September 2012 5:01

I just heard of it now. I'll do some research, but for all of you talkin shit, just cause someone does know of a country doesn't mean there stupid. Everyone has their faults. I'm a pro at many other things, geology and remembering thing we talked about once 10 years ago? Not so much. So shut the f*** up. I'm sure there are MANY things you don't know.

markhernandez 1

Sunday 9 September 2012 5:13

Ohhhh

Nilla_Please 12

Sunday 9 September 2012 5:21

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CountMango 5

Sunday 9 September 2012 5:36

You either have an awful father or an awful boyfriend. Perhaps both.

Pumpykin 3

Sunday 9 September 2012 5:52

Where is Paraguay .... ?

captain__jj 5

Sunday 9 September 2012 6:33

South America

emh86 14

Sunday 9 September 2012 5:56

I havnt looked at a map for 10 years when I gave geography up at school. I couldn't point it out but at least I know it exists :p

tisvana20 6

Sunday 9 September 2012 6:06

Paraguay is such a random country to choose. I know everyone thinks he's stupid for not thinking it's real, but I can't think of any reason why he would know it was real, or where it is. Hell, the only reason I know is from Spanish class. If this were Chile, Brazil, or some other distinctly shaped country, I'd understand the concern. I still get Paraguay mixed up with Uruguay on a blank map sometimes though. I mean, unless the map was marked. Then there's no excuse. Not even being from way up North in scenic nowhere works anymore.