Work: Help!

Help!

By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 18:29 - United Kingdom

Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2024 17:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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By Crap - 12/04/2016 16:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 18:22 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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By kdeeeceee - 09/11/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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AntoshaChekhonte 6

Monday 28 February 2011 22:16

Um, I hope you went to help. I'm no fan of blood, asses, or bosses, but it's really some human decency. **** your life and all, but **** her life even more. How humiliated do you think she was that she had to call you for help?

CaptainPickles72 18

Monday 28 February 2011 22:08

I would've asked for a raise first.

Comments

yummcookie 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 1:50

lol 1 man 1 jar springs to mind!

procrastibating 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 2:02

68 thats some sick shit. Although procrastibating is fun.

jordanprodigy023 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 2:02

I'm no doctor but that seems rather serious

0opsie 6

Tuesday 1 March 2011 2:17

Oh, your poor boss. I hope it wasn't anything serious.

Kua_Mei 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 2:50

Rectal bleeding can't be any sign of small issue, the poor woman! I hope you called the emergency number for your area.

green_ghost_fml 4

Tuesday 1 March 2011 2:53

Oh wow, that sucks for both of you, but more for her. I really hope you called an ambulance for her and that she gets better.

persimmon 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 2:58

sounds way more like a fml for your boss

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Tuesday 1 March 2011 3:07

I half exxpected to see an FML following this one along the lines of: Today, I went to the bathroom to take a shit. I started bleeding uncontrollably through my ass and had to call one of my employees for help. She asked for a raise first. FML.

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Tuesday 1 March 2011 3:09

I half expected to see an FML following this one along the lines of: today, I went to the bathroom to take a shit. I started bleeding uncontrollably through my ass and was forced to call an employee for help. She asked for a raise first. FML.