My house, my rules

By Bondi414 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow, let it mellow; if it's brown, flush it down." My whole house now smells like piss. FML
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bacincheeseburge 9

In this land of sun and fun, we do not flush for number one.

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islander03 5

That awkward moment now that everytime you flush everyone knows you were pooing ......

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Mi4Bi 0

Well isn't that just stinky

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FYlife604 18

then you must have one small house I do that all the time why waste water? but I only do it overnight due to the morning deuce lol

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FYlife604 18

mind u I also lowered my toilets water just adjusted the settings low flow is even lower and still flushes all solids

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psykokandy 3

This is an environmental strategy that's been around for a long time - its not just from meet the fockers! Also pee shouldn't stink. Someone needs to go to the doctor.

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michellenKG 5

Piss thats just been sitting there for days will eventually stink. Especially when the pee-to-water ratio is way off due to a lack of flushing.

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sassypenguinxox 15

What if you have to throw up? Where does that fall?

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sgress 4

This doesn't sound so bad you prob have septic problems the less water that goes into the septic tank the more time it had to level out.

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Jenchixo 1

Funny sounds like something I saw on WFW on YouTube, Wesley C. Hahaha :3

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