Sounds neat

By danii - 05/10/2011 03:28 - Reserved

Today, I drove to the liquor store completely naked except for my dressing gown, with a carload of idiot stoners who ran in and stole vodka, tequila and whiskey. We drank in a bush. Last week I was a good citizen, and now I'm white trash. I'm not quite sure what happened in between. FML
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razzberry 9

I mean.....honestly you have control here.

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hyden121 2

You are the one making the poor choices and are responsible for your actions. YDI because you're too much of an idiot to figure that one out.

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RockstarRN 10

Better to be white trash than low class...err maybe not!

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dreamering 16

Ok, enough for tonight. You broke the FML record for having all your comments thumbed down heavily in one story in a matter of 3 minutes.

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My_Nightmare 19

She's just trying to seem witty in a feeble attempt to be hired by FML. See her comment to #3's post. That's right, RN, we see right through you.

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mistersheezy 7

It's ok RN I'll give you a thumbs up! (it might be out of sympathy though, I haven't decided yet)

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mistersheezy 7

Not the case. Might be fun, but not the case.

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starfish7 18

Trashy IS low class, (regardless of one's skin color).

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AeonForce 0

Sounds like it could happen to anyone...

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ollie179 21

What Happened Inbetween: Dr. Whitehead, PhD: he became a loser

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maddi79 0

The world may never know

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chuymac 3

I guess OP does not consider himself an idiot SMH

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NoNotTheFace 8

You're not sure or you can't remember what happened in between? Hmm, what's your answer, Jim Carrey from Me Myself and Irene?

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s0m3guy2010 21

The transformation always starts with watching an episode of Jerry Springer and then ends when you are watching yourself on Jerry Springer. You are past that point.

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