By Garry - 04/05/2012 21:53 - United States

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Today, an exchange student was telling us how he once used a black light to detect semen stains on his "abstinent" ex-girlfriend's face. I called him out on the obvious lie, saying it's an old urban legend. He wigged out, screamed that I'm a "bastarding shite-wank" and ran out of class. FML
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haidere 3

Didn't know bastard could be used as a verb.

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jerseyboy732 16

what the hell is a shite-wank??

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mugu 0

The exchange student meant "white- *****" for all the dumb asses here who did'nt get it. Yeah FYL i guess, sucks to be called that publically!!

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hashtagmaster 1

Awkward that I am one of those dumbasses! I was sitting here like shit-wank?

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hellonyancat 6

I think you are the dumb ass. Either you are trolling or you really believe that.

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DeviousAngel 13

How did you come to that conclusion? I hope you're joking.

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Metteris 0

Shite-wank is a rather common word/insult in the UK. Haven't you ever watched Skins?! (the real one, not the lame American one)

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Danni_04 13

That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard! What the hell made you think he mean that? I guess you've never heard of Northern England before.

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Mearemoi 14

I'm fairly sure that shite-wank doesn't mean white-*****. Neither of the words even mean the same thing...

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NoraT_fml 6

I think you're the only dumbass here. Look it up before you insult everyone on here. Dumbass ****.

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TheDrudgeChild 4

Shite = slang for shit Wank = masturbation Learn foreign slang before you pretend you know that you're talking about.

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yupitssoph 18

Not sure if trolling or just stupid.

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airforce987 20

More like FHL, you just pwned his ass.

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TarieBoo 2

i imagen him waving his arms about yelling that out the door...

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haha4554 3

A black light does actually work. It detects any kind of bodily fluid.

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ohmandapants 16

Seriously? Read the comments above you. We know it works. But NOT on skin.

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Obeyy19 4

Actually it does. Read MY comment above! She's correct! Morons. I've seen it myself.

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ohmandapants 16

^ oh, so your teacher made you rub cum all over your hands? I'm pretty sure he's not allowed to do that. Nice try.

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ajeyness 10

73- semen is a liquid and the stuff you put on yourself is powder. Are you the only one who doesn't see the difference in those two things?

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elmousey 5

87, no her teacher, who is a teacher, made her rum cum all over her hands.

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MissMae93 23

I think you're thinking of "old" and."modern" or "urban" and "rural".

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kittenvks 11

No, no they're not

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CandyDolll 7

I did not know a black light could show semen. I learned a new thing today lol

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benhd1 14

Many bodily fluids contain fluorescent particles that "glow" under a black light Saliva, blood, semen, urine, etc. all glow under black lights The problem is people wash their faces and take showers so it wouldn't show up on them. You'll see it on some crime scene investigation shows, it's used quite a lot on Bones.

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eyecon502 13

I have a feeling that, somewhere in America, an FES is missing.

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urmomshouse 0

YDI for being a smart ass

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PYLrulz 17

29 - I'd give him a YDI vote for ever believing such bullshit

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