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By J - 11/02/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML
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redrovaa 0

How can it be made from sugar, but not be sugar. Do they add something that unsugars the sugar or some shit?

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JustAGirl_fml 0

Aaaaaaand there goes his tip. I can understand if they ask "Diet?" to clarify which kind of coke, but repeating it is just effing rude.

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may_cause_fail 0

That waiter sucks. :[ The customer is always right; you don't see people working at McDonald's telling fatties not to supersize their combo.

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taylorswiftfan 0

are u sure thts not all they had? its sounds lik he was trying to say tht there was not regular coke... idt a waiter would call someone fat... they get a lot of their money from tips

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MechaMew2 0

Diet stuff never works. It tricks the body and causes you to eat more.

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Tarnag 0

The opposite happens to me, I ask for Diet and people don't believe that I want it. I just prefer the taste. Anyways, that really sucks, but if other people can see it, you might need to. Not that Diet Coke actually does anything healthy for you.

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Gunpar 0

Maybe he's trying to tell you something...Just order a glass of ice water next time, there are plenty of things more FML-worthy than having the harsh truth handed to you.

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ShenziSixaxis 0

Diet sodas are bad for you anyways (worse than normal soda).

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kathira120 3

#44 is right, diet coke has more hidden calories and sugars then are in Regular coke. But you gotta love those waiters!! hahah FYL. (even if your not fat, or obese, waiters tend to suggest that kind of thing. don't feel bad!)

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BrEnNo1023 5

hidden calories and sugars in DIET coke? all it is is carbonated water, colours and sweeteners you fool. if you read the nutrition information on THE SIDE OF THE CAN you'll see it has 0.0 grams of carbohydrates and sugars. it gives you 0.8% of your daily kilojoule requirements. ******* rat's ass it has HIDDEN CALORIES AND SUGAR. that's the worst conspiracy theory i've EVER HEARD. even worse than the bible. we all know the bible was hijacked in the dark ages by popes and used to control society instead of normal educational books

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kiresun64 0

lol number 49 thats great

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KingAdrock 16

"diet coke has more sugar then Regular coke" Wut.

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R0nBurgundy 0

let the journalist handle this: all pops are bad, coke will give you diabetes or get you fat faster than diet hence the sugars and calories. Diet Coke uses chemicals to flavor and keep consistency without putting any calories in, chemicals that may lead to cancer if you drink like 10 of them a day. Diet coke is worse than coke, it has a lot of hidden ingredients that are horrible for you (note: previous commentor not all ingredients are listed on the side, the recipe is a SECRET) Overall coke isn't that bad as long as you don't over abuse it. diet coke is worse, it won't get you fat but the chemicals in are bad, again as long as you dont over abuse it neither will really harm you.

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