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By J - 11/02/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 19:10 - United States - Findlay

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2021 23:01

Today, while on a date, I accidentally ordered "diet water" instead of saying "diet coke". FML

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By goldendarkness - 09/07/2016 01:34

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML

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By Hungryman - 15/01/2010 21:30 - France

Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I was at a work lunch, and the waiter brought me a soda I hadn’t ordered. I thought it was a free mistake, so I took a sip. It was actually my boss’s drink. As soon as I noticed, I tried to give it back, but he just stared at me and said, "It’s fine. I’ve already seen you drink it now." FML

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By technical - 31/03/2015 02:50 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML

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By Shell - 14/02/2023 10:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, at the vending machine at work, I selected a regular soda but a diet soda came out. It turns out the soda I did select was stuck behind the bottle of diet soda. Is the universe trying to tell me something? FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Waunakee

Today, at work a lady asked for a burrito, large coke, and hot sauce. While repeating back the order, the words got stuck and I accidentally said large cock. I got written up for being inappropriate. FML

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By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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By thatisfuckedup - 13/06/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

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redrovaa 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 11:31

How can it be made from sugar, but not be sugar. Do they add something that unsugars the sugar or some shit?

JustAGirl_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 18:56

Aaaaaaand there goes his tip. I can understand if they ask "Diet?" to clarify which kind of coke, but repeating it is just effing rude.

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ReyEr9412 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 18:04

Splenda. It's made from sugar, it tastes like sugar, BUT ITS SOMEHOW NOT SUGAR.

windfuelsfire 10

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:50

waiters a dumbass

Gawrsh_youRhymed 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 5:04

Anything that's not sugar, but tastes like sugar, is completely messed up. Ex. Splenda

orangeappleyy 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 16:37

nobody gives a shit.

lilkim_fml 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 23:30

diet coke tastes like shit.. you should beat him up with a bread stick or something.....

redrovaa 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 11:31

How can it be made from sugar, but not be sugar. Do they add something that unsugars the sugar or some shit?

Mordred_fml 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 3:10

63: This made my evening. You win for that comment.

Kai58 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 10:01

take the hint, lose some goddamn weight, dont look for sympathy on here just because YOU'RE fat and wanting some attention ... not gonna work ...seriously

valmont_fml 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 6:41

Take this hint: don't act like a jackass just because you are on a website. There is no need for that kind of insulting comment. If it makes you feel big to insult other people who probably don't even deserve it, just go see a ******* psychotherapist; it will probably make you a happier person.