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By J - 11/02/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 19:10 - United States - Findlay

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2021 23:01

Today, while on a date, I accidentally ordered "diet water" instead of saying "diet coke". FML

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By goldendarkness - 09/07/2016 01:34

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML

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By Hungryman - 15/01/2010 21:30 - France

Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML

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By technical - 31/03/2015 02:50 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I had to explain to someone that all beverages, except plain water, actually have calories. They weren't too happy that their milkshake diet was over before it began. FML

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By Shell - 14/02/2023 10:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, at the vending machine at work, I selected a regular soda but a diet soda came out. It turns out the soda I did select was stuck behind the bottle of diet soda. Is the universe trying to tell me something? FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Waunakee

Today, at work a lady asked for a burrito, large coke, and hot sauce. While repeating back the order, the words got stuck and I accidentally said large cock. I got written up for being inappropriate. FML

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By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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By thatisfuckedup - 13/06/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

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By I hate my job - 08/06/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML

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redrovaa 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 11:31

How can it be made from sugar, but not be sugar. Do they add something that unsugars the sugar or some shit?

JustAGirl_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 18:56

Aaaaaaand there goes his tip. I can understand if they ask "Diet?" to clarify which kind of coke, but repeating it is just effing rude.

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ReyEr9412 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 18:04

Splenda. It's made from sugar, it tastes like sugar, BUT ITS SOMEHOW NOT SUGAR.

windfuelsfire 10

Wednesday 17 March 2010 17:50

waiters a dumbass

Gawrsh_youRhymed 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 5:04

Anything that's not sugar, but tastes like sugar, is completely messed up. Ex. Splenda

orangeappleyy 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 16:37

nobody gives a shit.

lilkim_fml 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 23:30

diet coke tastes like shit.. you should beat him up with a bread stick or something.....

redrovaa 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 11:31

How can it be made from sugar, but not be sugar. Do they add something that unsugars the sugar or some shit?

Mordred_fml 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 3:10

63: This made my evening. You win for that comment.

Kai58 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 10:01

take the hint, lose some goddamn weight, dont look for sympathy on here just because YOU'RE fat and wanting some attention ... not gonna work ...seriously

valmont_fml 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 6:41

Take this hint: don't act like a jackass just because you are on a website. There is no need for that kind of insulting comment. If it makes you feel big to insult other people who probably don't even deserve it, just go see a ******* psychotherapist; it will probably make you a happier person.