Health: Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet... - FML

By Anonymous - 15/06/2010 19:31 - United States

Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML

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By jammy - 25/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2024 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, after drastically changing my diet, going to the gym regularly, avoiding excess sugar and carbs, upping my protein, I’m still as fat as ever. In fact I weighed myself this morning, and I’ve gained 12lbs in 2 weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 18:21 - United States

Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML

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By fatty - 07/09/2019 20:00

Today, after a full year of vigorous exercise 7 days a week, and a strict diet of vegetables, fruits, and water, I can proudly say that I've lost half a pound. FML

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By maisie - 31/03/2021 21:30

Today, after a few months of trying to gain weight due to being severely underweight, I got a stomach flu and lost every single pound I put on, and then some. FML

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No pain, no gain

By skinny & doomed - 06/06/2021 20:01

Today, after two full months of trying to gain weight, I haven’t gained a single pound. Instead, I now have severe and irreversible digestive problems from overeating. FML

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By jetpack girl - 22/02/2023 22:00

Today, after months of grueling hard work, I'd finally gained five pounds. Too bad I lost it all and then some, due to one good stomach flu. FML

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By foreverafatty - 31/03/2011 05:49 - United States

Today, I learned that I can work out for over an hour a day, cut my daily calories by almost half, keep careful track of my diet, drink nothing but water, and not lose a pound. But I can sure as hell gain weight after one dinner at a buffet. FML

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By Betty - 17/03/2010 18:26 - United States

Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML

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By nick - 12/05/2010 09:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML

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dramaababyy 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 2:21

try this little thing called exercise. you can't just eat right unless you have a high metabolism. so ydi.

meliz37 1

Wednesday 16 June 2010 2:19

how much sugar did u put in that coffee....?

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bthain 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 6:34

that's a horrible diet.. coffee is so unhealthy! you should try water or low calorie juice.

Lucy_L 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 9:41

You're doing way more harm than good with that diet. Chill with the coffee. Yes it's a stimulant and may make you more hyper, but more than 1 cup a day can be bad for you.

ImsoMikhail 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 9:53

Silly child, haven't you ever been to health class. if you eat only fruits and vegetables your body is not used to getting less nutrients and calories then before, and it slows down your metabolism, thus causing you to basically lose nothing and gain more weight. You should eat as much as before and do some exercises. Preferably waking up early in the morning and doing a little jog around the block each day. The fresh morning air will make you happy and outgoing and you'll be skinny. Reply if my comment has helped You

TheWhiteWolf 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 10:55

Congatulations you'r a COW

dalm8n7 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 15:57

how is that possible? did you do it wrong?

JokeMeister 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 17:06

It's water weight.

Finnish 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 23:07

I bet it was all becuase of the coffee... nah just excercise more you'll be fine

macaaroni 0

Friday 18 June 2010 3:06

congrats. learn how to diet.

sleeper88 0

Friday 18 June 2010 3:23

lets see i starved my body forcing it to store even more fat than usual and now everyones calling me a retard hmmmmmm god you people are dumb

pilarconrad 0

Friday 18 June 2010 19:21

dieting didn't ao a thing dumb f***

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