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You need something to calm down. Do NOT listen to whale noises, you'll go insane or ocean sounds because that will make you need to take a leak every time. Stress balls are always good and other focus inducing activities.
You're cranky because you've stopped smoking, but smoking again won't help. Try a healthier way to express emotions.
Try that gum or patch. One of my friends had the same problem, even the killing part.
Kudos to you, OP. I haven't quit smoking yet because I'm afraid of turning into a psychotic bitch. I hope the quitting goes well, and is murder-free. ;)
I quit a few times before but each time after a few weeks my family and friends offer me smokes because they're tired of me flipping out at the smallest things... A spoon put backwards in the dish rack can send me into a full psycho mode lol.
Yes, your first instinct is correct. At the first sign of withdrawal, go back to doing one of the stupidest still-legal things on the planet. Perfect plan.
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Show it anywayGreat! Enjoy your cigarettes! I'll see you in my office soon for one of the approximately 9,482,039 problems associated with smoking.
Why do you pot heads have to butt in your ideals into every single FML mentioning anything about smoking.
Smoking a cigarette does not equal a pot head. Idiot.
Cigarettes have pot in them now?!
I'm sorry if i was mistaken, but most people, or at least a large majority of people whining how pot should be legalized keep talking about how it's retarded that cigarettes are legal. Haven't heard the argument much from non pot smokers, but yes my original comment was quite vague
You can do it! :)
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Stay strong, it'll get better(:
Congratulations on trying to quit smoking. Although, there's easier alternatives than just stopping such as nicotine and maybe quitting slowly but surely will make you calmer.