By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 14:26 - United States - Chicago

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Today, I got home from work early and discovered why my 17-year-old daughter's sprained elbow isn't getting any better after weeks of treatment. She can't stop giving handjobs. FML
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buckeyed 20

Easy fix: all she has to do is use her mouth!

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LindsayxMoore 18

Wow. I think you need to have a talk with her!

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Hammer940 7

It's a disease. It's not her fault she can't stop cranking away at random guys.

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Latino_Nino 10

She's probably suffering from that **** Craving Disorder

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Enslaved 36

Apparently Twerking is a disease too. VH-1 Steve TV Intervention. :P

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IStoleTheCookies 16

#51 i have seen that Twerking Intervention and it's hilarious! Haha xD

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uniquechic21 12

She's just doing physical therapy extra credit.

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assassinbanana0 20

How do you know she's a ****? She could be in a relationship for a long time and they are sexually active with each other. Don't be so quick to judge

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DocBastard 38

This isn't Twitter. Go be a twit elsewhere. #lol #yolo #swag

buckeyed 20

hey, she's a giver. you can't fault her for that.

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vballgirly28 16

I really hope that giving hand jobs isn't the reason that she has a sprained elbow.....

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DLT_fml 20

Well, we have no reason to believe it was Tennis Elbow...

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CaptFuzzyNippl_2 16

Maybe you should trade her spots..you can do the handjobs but let her blow.

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meowmeee 7

I wouldn't doubt that your a pedo. Just saying.

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Looee 20

I don't think Dr. Phil would give this kind of advice to anyone.

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BrotherPhil 35

You've never heard of a sportsman's double?

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Alihb 16

17 year old that gives constant handjobs. ****.

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singer0421 32

How did you think she sprained her elbow before??

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