By Unknown - 26/10/2008 12:56 - France

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 253
You deserved it 26 178

Same thing different taste

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inlimbo11 0

who the **** kisses like that? i didn't even know such a problem existed. weird.

i agree with #11. if he sucked so bad, no pun intended, then why didn't you just stop getting your face sucked off?

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beacause if she cant remember his face im betting she wasnt sober. but that doesnt make her a **** she didnt sleep with him jeez and even if she did you dont know her. and been there done that except i remember his face

scaredofgirls 0

well at least when he goes down on you he'll do better....unless he kisses instead of sucks

#12 has it. face unremembered = not that important Should've stopped him after the first little suck. I'm guessing alcohol was the social lubricant that whispered false hopes of improvement in your ear. YDI

luvbird1 0

wow ur dumb even i know the difference and im 13!!! look them up in the dictionary

whoa.well despite the results, everyone has to learn and/or start somewhere.

it made me silk at the thought of a stranger sucking my lips,,,,,

OMg, ahaha. this happened to me once. it sucked. i was over at my bf's ( now ex) and his dad was about to drive me back home. so, i gave my bf a goodbye kiss before we left his room to go downstairs and he decides to be cute and not let go. He did this by sucking on my bottom lip and the more i tried to get away, the longer he kept it there until we both felt a bump. It turned purple,big, and nasty. I had to face his dad in the car on the way back home. and once i got home i had karate practice in which EVERYONE saw it and by that time my lip had gotten worse. what sucked even more was that i had school the next day in which my history teacher asked me what happened. I had to lie to everyone who asked me to save the embarrassment. The only poeple that knew were my two bestfriends, one of their bf, and my bf ( and im guessing his dad guessed ). It sucked. But HELLA funny now that its passed ;)

That sucks. Time to break out the lipstick :)