By bugger - 22/02/2015 17:31

Spicy
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
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denaeb123 24

He sounds like most of his dick is in his personality

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Enslaved 36

"More than words is all you have to do to make it real" Sounds Extreme, huh? That song made ******** request a lot easier for some guys.

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JayVicious 20

then you wouldn't have to say, that you love me. cause i'd al-ready knooooow!

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Daelynn_17 19

well dang.... tell me how you really feel.

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chef4money 12

I would not have excused myself. I would have told him to suck it.

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Johnnycake23 42

I'm glad you aren't a sucker for his sweettalk ability!

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Kitty_Kat44 31

Maybe that was his way in telling you he doesn't feel the same.

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onlychildFTW 33

Girls with braces can give good head to. I had a girl with brace blow me. No teeth no braces even touched. It was pretty damn good.

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150493x 29

A good example of how not get a *******.

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