Miscellaneous: Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time...

By Heyhey - 08/12/2008 08:46 - France

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years-old; he's 97. FML

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You deserved it 4 798

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 20:14 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 077

You deserved it 2 370

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 352

You deserved it 4 058

By whatismydadthinking - 06/08/2009 08:45 - Australia

Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 861

You deserved it 3 338

By oldandmarriedapparently - 02/03/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the first time in a while. When he came over we realized that we had not only gotten the same haircut, but we were also wearing the same sweater. We are a matching old couple at 17. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 520

You deserved it 25 824

By bruh_im18 - 17/09/2016 16:18 - United States - Metairie

Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 046

You deserved it 2 608

By Jaggu - 29/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 358

You deserved it 5 115

By ohcrap - 11/12/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 375

You deserved it 40 140

By keisha89 - 22/06/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 898

You deserved it 38 956

By FlyAwayPlease - 25/08/2015 22:38 - United Kingdom - Mold

Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML

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You deserved it 8 294

Don't come again!

By Brain Bleach? Anyone? - 22/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, as an adult, I finally got to meet my great-grandfather. I had no idea he was still alive, since my parents and even my grandpa never told me. When we met, I found out why my family like to pretend he doesn't exist: This senile 93-year-old is by far the most racist person I've ever encountered in my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 483

You deserved it 151

Easy_Target 0

Monday 23 February 2009 22:37

Hey, could be worse, I knew a kid named Ebenezer.

b023d 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 0:17

yeah my name isn't uncommon, but i've never met someone with the same spelling... which affects people pronouncation >_< also I'm named after a season... just to top it off... hippy parents sigh people need to think more carefully before nameing their children.

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Monday 28 September 2009 5:15

I'm 17, and I have the name of a famous **** star. I pretty much own you all. FML

onehotdemon 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 7:05

I'm 18 and I share the name of a famous 70's **** star from Wisconsin. LOL

cinnamonlu 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 7:46

Oh man, what if he's you from the future?

theredone30 2

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:55

That would be awesome! And, as "common" an name as everyone thinks, there really are very few "Jane"s out there

zelly05 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 8:12

lol #37 made me laugh xD

wtf20007 10

Monday 11 January 2010 15:22

@no 13 that's the same and spelling I will be giving my child

tennisplayer16 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 5:05

This isn't really an FML...

tennisplayer16 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 5:10

#67: There is not a girl at your school named that. That is a joke that is widely spread throughout the nation. If not the world. Also, if you're going to tell the joke, tell it right. It's Le-a. The teacher ends up calling her Leah, but her name sounded out is Ledasha.