By sadface - 04/01/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
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Impromptu_fml 0

That'll teach you to build it up. Next time, when nature calls, pick up the phone.

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PhilipEden 0

Exactly what is "pulling a hamnstring"? x)

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shoieb9 14

Seriously, even am unable to understand this!

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damoki 8

It's the muscle group in the back of your thighs, they run from just below your buttocks to just below your knee joint. To "pull" them means to hurt them by over stretching/over using them

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Alphabetica 0

Always thought your hamstrings were in your legs!

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DangerMike 0

Women don't poo, so I don't believe you.

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ninapillsbury 0

you honstly dont think women poo. you must be really stupid

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coolsteve 0

next time do the finger test. insert one finger into your anus and if shit is visible under your fingernail then shit away

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mollywebster55 0

You should of taken a laxative, then you wouldn't have to strain so much!!! Instead, it would just flow ... flow right out!!!

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perdix 29

It looks like the toilet is a technology that is too advanced for you to operate safely. You ought to invest in a large stockpile of adult diapers for your health. See if your local community college offers a course in Adult Toileting (for Those Who Didn't Get It The First Time Around.) It will help you shit safely and I'm sure you'll meet some great guys there, too! ;)

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