Health: Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

By sadface - 04/01/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

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Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML

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Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML

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Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML

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By Maddie - 22/03/2011 15:39

Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 00:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I took a huge shit halfway through my gym workout, one of them half-wet, messy, stuck in your butt hairs. Three rolls and an anus with the feeling of carpet burn later, I proceeded to the bench feeling strong. At the twelfth rep, I sharted, right in my brand new gray pants. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 4 January 2010 12:31

most. intense. shit. ever.

Impromptu_fml 0

Monday 4 January 2010 12:22

That'll teach you to build it up. Next time, when nature calls, pick up the phone.

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amberceleste 0

Monday 4 January 2010 21:04

jimboom lol wow

Bertha5 0

Monday 4 January 2010 22:44

is this possible?

FD929 0

Monday 4 January 2010 23:24

Thats almost impressive.

danii_s2 0

Monday 4 January 2010 23:36

one word: metamucil.

CitizenSnipz 0

Monday 4 January 2010 23:40

wow, thanks for the paranoia. I'm in the bathroom right now constipated. FYL tho.

suzanabanna 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 0:25

u should know to always stretch b4 u take a dump X]

LifeFucksUsAll 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 0:42

You should know to always have a spell-check before you post.

Ninjaface 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 0:34

That must have been the most epic dump of all time. Did the toilet say uncle?

lwdjaymac 1

Tuesday 5 January 2010 0:36

Best fml ever.

no_mames_vato 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:03

what did you eat?

bostonfan 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 1:11

I'm pretty sure pooping does not use any hamstrings so unless you pulled a hamstring sitting down/up, bs

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