By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.

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danza_fml 0

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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Primus_fml 0

According to my translator your name is pénis. I can see why it took you so long to find out.

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Primus_fml 0

I know his name isn't actually pénis and that's it's Kiki as about 50 people have already said. Which is why I put 'according to'

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astarwarsfan 0

dick has a dick

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Hanouchka 0

Euh... I'm a french speaker and I can't figure out what his name is. Penis is pénis in french and other slang words would be queue, saucisse, etc. Nothing really "name suitable"

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partake_fml 2

kiki... cest marqué mais bon..

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killabenz09 0

penis in French is pènis. so either your name is penis, your full of crap. FAIL

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NoWittyNames 0

132 your not a bright cookie huh? it's called slang[:

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theschweigert 0

fake, i take french and penis is a cognate. its the same spelling in both languages.

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LecheeBubble 0

Ne vous venez de l'amour de votre père...?

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no_dumbass 0

I'm sorry to say that what you've just said doesn't mean anything ;)

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KiddNYC1O 20

why aren't 111 and 120 moderated?

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