By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.

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danza_fml 0

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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o0Semper0Fi0o 0

uhh... penis in french is pènis

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Bouchon_fml 0

Im a french canadian and we dont use "Kiki" at all! Maybe its used in France or Belgium, but not in Québec, Canada. Anyway thats stupid. "Penis" in french is "pénis", we use "queue" too.

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TheDrifter 23

yeah. kiki is more of a French thing than québécois slang. I had a French born neighbor as a kid and his children used kiki as slang.

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Thats_Mclovin_2U 0

Looook at the brightside....nvm got nothin

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frenchytess 0

Hey what is your name? Maybe I can help for say if it's that bad? ( Yep I'm French , sorry if i did mystake) I'm trying to figure out which one it could be in French... but I can't: maybe Zizi?

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sam113101_fml 0

I'm french canadian, people use kiki when talking to children because pénis would be too rude (pénis = penis in french, the real translation)

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thrasher9081 0

at #34 its the lead singer from Tokyo Hotel and its most certainly not a wig thats his hair

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tigercoon 12

LOL! this really made laugh :P I'm sorry OP

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