By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.

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danza_fml 0

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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Veritas411 0

Kiki... assuming your SN = Your Real Name, You live in MA, USA... why in the world would it matter that your name kinda, sorta, maybe, alomsts translates as a slang term for the male anatomy in a Foreign Language Plenty of functional English Speakers in America have been named Peter Rod Dick & Jimmy and gawd forbid if the Family name is Johnson all of which are also slang terms for Penis in the same language which most of them are likely to be raised in and when I used to work in sales, I ran across the surname of "Hiscock" now if this guy were mean he'd have kids named Sharon or Bob

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Jordykins 0

Jimmy Johnson. Hahahaha. Poor guy!

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timmyliao 5

penis is already french for penis in english. fake fake fake. its called google op

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tiger69 0

i'm also fluent in french. it's spelled pénis. you're pretty damn retarded if you're JUST finding out now

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emilysexi3793 0

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

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michiganfan 0

this is a fake. penis in English is also penis in french.

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Helghast95 4

fake. thats impossible because im fluant in french and penis is pénis so the name would have to be dick but that means queue

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vio31_fml 0

Hi! I'm French and "kiki" is "penis" as in English, but it's a nickname for children, like the french word "zizi", it's for children!!Perhaps her father ignored that!!! :D

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