By kiki - 05/08/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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BoyFromTheFuture 0

nice... now you need to find someone with a name that's slang for ****** and you have a solemate.

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danza_fml 0

Actually, it could also be "Zizi", but I'm assuming it's Kiki because that seems more plausible. FYL OP, but I guess it's a nice way to break the ice, no? "Hi, what's your name?" "Penis. What's yours?" :)

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partake_fml 2

Jeez ... Her name is written under the FML !!! By the way, Kiki means weenie, it's child talk.

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onelow08 0

im am seriously lmao

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themclovin101 0

penis in french is penis its even spelt the same and all u do is say wit accent so it sounds like this if it was spelled " penae"

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kayC7 0

It would be just as bad even if your dad WASN'T fluent in French. Sorry though. That sucks but it's so funny

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emmanizzer 6

it's voulez not vous le. just thought i'd throw that out there so as not to embarass yourself when asking a french person to lay with you this evening.

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emmanizzer 6

maybe it means **** as in rooster....

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foxy1222 0

what's your name???

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Soteria 0

soulmate , he doesn't need matching footware

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2kool4skoolyo 0

you lie penis is French is pénis. this fml is fake. source I know french

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