By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 06:29 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML
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karlcolt45 19

that's like when dudes sit on their balls. there are no winnings...except for the inanimate objects I suppose

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swick25 22

oh how original and stupid. cause that's the first thing OP is thinking, "oh I just slammed a tit in my car door, I better take a picture because someone on FML I going to say pic or it didn't happen!!!! got to have that proof for the dumb ass!!!" ******* stupid comment

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HowieDoIt 21

Breathe, man. Count to ten, and chill for a minute, trust me.

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gracehi 31

Haaaaaa, 23. Your reply ended up under the wrong comment. And I'm not even going to list all the grammatical errors you made. So who is the dumb ass now, hmmmm? :P

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gracehi 31

Well, shit, I guess I'm the dumb ass now. Touche, mods, touche.

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swick25 22

I don't give a shit about my grammar errors. don't you have something better to do rather then bitch about grammar errors?

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swick25 22

ya your the dumbass. lol sorry I just went off in you about grammar. not a good day but I do apologize

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gracehi 31

Clearly I don't have anything better to do at the moment or else I'd be doing something else, now wouldn't I?

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speakersboom 19

*you're "went off in you".... intellectual extinction is upon us, my comrades.

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fooltemptress 36

I hope it's not swollen, otherwise you'll be quite lopsided for a few days!

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kinky44 28

Did you sue the car for sexual harassment?

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lailaxjan 11

FYL, because I'm sure that hurt like hell, but I really want to know how one accomplishes this.

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Llama_Face89 33

If you look next to the title you will see that it tells you OPs gender.

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Godsofdracos 15

If you use the non official fml app it doesn't tell you the gender. It also has a really cruddy layout, so if your using it you should switch.

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sickerthanyou 13

If you are a woman, I'd like to know how big your boobs are, if you are a guy, you need breast reduction surgery

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jloko16 11

I'm glad I'm part of the itty bitty titty committee.

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reymon8823 24

How itty bitty is your titty committee lol

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blackonblight 32

I'm with you. The "Too small for 'A Cup' Club" is a happy place to be. Poor OP.

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Enslaved 36

I'm sure you'll be able to find a few guys willing to kiss it and make it all better.

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Enslaved 36

Well-- Your picture shows that you enjoy playing with boobies!

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speakersboom 19

I can't picture op's boobs as anything other than one full water-balloon next to one limp air-balloon.

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xXxODINSONxXx 5

How the **** is this even possible. No matter how big your breasts may be. Why would you shut the door while still standing facing like into the car?

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