Health: Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't... - FML

By tstaeger - 24/07/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 24 July 2010 12:52

Water is water is water is water is water. No need buying fancy shit.

FMLephant 2

Saturday 24 July 2010 13:24

can you open a roll of Smarties candy or is that also too difficult?

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3mi1y_ 16

Saturday 24 July 2010 16:47

lol

Lingonberry668 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 17:16

Hahaha look at that irony eh :P Heh.. it happens .. trust me on this one :P

zleake000 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 17:50

dude. righty tighty. lefty loosy.

mockingjay_fml 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 17:51

it opens just like a regular bottle ... :P

alexacheers 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 18:01

really? it's not that hard! haha. &you really need that water(:

mistaken4u 12

Saturday 24 July 2010 18:25

lol

xxJORDISxx_fml 4

Saturday 24 July 2010 18:28

that's the challenge of smart water after you opened it your more smarter than ever lol

lawlatyourfml 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 18:42

you obviously need more than smart water if you can't open a regular bottle. my sister drinks that shit like crazy and i've opened one drunk and half awake. its really not that hard. by any means

scarletscribblez 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 19:03

haha 61! I actually have to say that to myself sometimes when Im opening some bottle.. ya know another one of those times when you suddenly feel stuupid :P Hehe

Combat_Mushroom 3

Saturday 24 July 2010 19:11

smart water for people who arent

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