Kids: Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment....

By Nanny - 30/04/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, "Do you got your bag?" And she said, "No. I have my bag. Babies say got. I'm a big girl." I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2012 01:37 - United States - Solon Springs

Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML

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Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

just because she has a speech impediment and is 4 doesn't mean she's dumb stop thinking so highly of yourself, ya dick.

bigmack95 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:04

thats ur fault u shouldnt speak like a moron

Comments

LordJilly 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:28

YDI. Just because she has a speech impediment doesn't mean she doesn't understand grammatical rules. Really, it's good at least that she knew the correct word.

monfri 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:31

it's called colloquialism

squeaksx24 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:32

Definitely not FYL.

FoundManyLemons 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:34

LOL YDI.

forthelulz_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:36

You must go to UGA.

catryn 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:42

I guess you're not in honors with a degree in life sciences. Why would you assume someone with a speech impediment is stupid or doesn't know English? Jesus Christ.

newguy_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:44

What Institute would that Honors College be at? It wouldn't happen to be Retard University, would it?

skarime 0

Friday 1 May 2009 1:48

nobody ever said you had to speak proper english to little kids. Or even around your friends. You can talk however you want, just as long as you use correct grammar around the right people

teamcullen8 0

Friday 1 May 2009 2:00

I don't know why you would be in an honors program if you speak like that! Also her speech impediment could just be a lisp. This FML annoys me so very much! Even a four year old can speak more properly than you can...wow.