By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 00:47 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend road head. He closed his eyes when he came, and crashed into a pole. I have whiplash, and a very very angry father. FML
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SirWhatsHisFace 0

I bet your throat hurts from crashing into his pole ;)

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TheTigerRoars 0

Well, that you kind of deserve. I don't see why you humans even drive cars, they are so dangerous. -Fluffy McTiger

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itsgen 16

lmao couldn't wait to pull over?

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TheTigerRoars 0

Indeed, she did hit her head pretty hard. I'm sure he hit his head pretty hard too. -Fluffy McTiger

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Hump_Zilla 0

hope he had tilt steering...makes road head so much easier

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TomasT 0

Would have been cooler if you clanked your teeth together...

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FYLDeep 25

Seriously? You had to do that while driving? I'm glad I don't live where you live.

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kwmfl 4

me too! ohh wait... damn it! i do live in crappy Michigan

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_duckman_ 0

good work op, wish there were more girls like you!

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TheTigerRoars 0

You won't when your genitals are bitten off in a car wreck. :D -Fluffy McTiger

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CallMeHush 0

Did you spit the chunk you bit off in the crash back into his lap and say "that is the last time I ever do that" to him?

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whoisthisgirl 4

jeez, couldn't wait huh? 

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