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By Kyra.45 - 03/10/2013 22:46 - United States - Troy

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Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML
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Ramanella 26

Umm, maybe walk that extra mile to get the proper toys you need op. I know I should but I don't feel any real sympathy for you. Maybe a little, but not a whole lot.

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nightrode 2

Let me guess some of the noises you made were ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh

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mbuck87 19

Does this have a context? I just want to know the joke you were trying to make there...

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monnanon 13

looks like monkey noises to me. still not funny though.

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mbuck87 19

Ohhhh yeah I see it now. Nope, not funny

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takenover 15

That isn't what the Doctor meant when he said to always bring a banana to a party.

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reaxion 25

Note for today: never use ripe bananas for self-pleasure

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Shandra78 9

Stick to zucchinis...

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Schiffy 18

Shit Tyrone get it together! That's not your number!

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jw90 18

I feel for the banana.

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kenoswild 14

Ba ba ba banana!! (Sorry had to say it. Co-worker had a shirt yesterday with despicably me minions that said that. )

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worldclassrager 39

Get a vibrator...that might work better...

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