By Kyra.45 - 03/10/2013 22:46 - United States - Troy

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Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 182
You deserved it 32 498

Same thing different taste

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Umm, maybe walk that extra mile to get the proper toys you need op. I know I should but I don't feel any real sympathy for you. Maybe a little, but not a whole lot.

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beautifulsoul89 11

Wow girl, before you tried the banana you should always play with yourself with your fingers. Exploring your body is amazing and than not only (like someone previously said) can you tell your future partner how you like it but you won't have to have the "last resort" as a banana that couldn't satisfy you. Get a mirror and spread your legs and watch yourself play with your kitty! You'd be amazed..

F*ing discussing ! Go buy a ***** or a vibrator !! You eat fruit not f*ck it ! Hope u get fruit flies in ur twat !

Someone woke up on the wrong side of bed and is going bananas...

Was it your banana #103? You sound a little bit too upset

You need a toy. Go shopping online. They deliver discreetly.

seriously? u sound like a girl i went to school with who did it with a thing of meat....

XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Well that escalated quickly. . . your man will come . . . Your man will come.

Assuming you're not old enough to go and buy an actual toy? Why fruit? You couldn't find anything roundish, like a marker or a handle of something?

hazardmuffin 21

Really, a banana? Do yourself a favor and buy a decent sex toy, or learn to use your fingers. At the very least try to find something safer to use (and don't forget to put a condom on it!).

I know your pain OP. Getting horny but there is no one one fulfill your sexual need!!

happyfingers 15

I have absolutely no pity for you at all. That's gross. Did it ever occur to you to buy a vibrator? Poor banana.

just buy the rabbit it is sk worth the money :)