By Kyra.45 - 03/10/2013 22:46 - United States - Troy

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Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Ramanella 26

Umm, maybe walk that extra mile to get the proper toys you need op. I know I should but I don't feel any real sympathy for you. Maybe a little, but not a whole lot.

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Cazz91 21

Damn it OP. I thought I had already told you that bananas in pajamas are not an adult toy!

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imber_xp 10

Vegetables > Fruits. I know the decision may be tough, but we have to keep the supreme race afloat.

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mattrd_fml 31

maybe you need some real meat. try a hot dog or a sausage!

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klovemachine 24

Next time she says she's on the phone, she might be "on" the phone :D

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lightanddark 17

well at least the banana's smear could be a good imitation of the real thing

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