By Kyra.45 - 03/10/2013 22:46 - United States - Troy

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Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML
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Ramanella 26

Umm, maybe walk that extra mile to get the proper toys you need op. I know I should but I don't feel any real sympathy for you. Maybe a little, but not a whole lot.

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Ryodin 11

Try again dear. You obviously need the stress relief.

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shivafloof 5

Clitoral stimulation trumps shoving a banana in your vag any day. You don't need anything penis-shaped to get yourself off.

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Gho5tk3y 17

Mustache rides: free if your pretty, cheap if your not, expensive if your fat(for insurance purposes).

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middlenamefrank 8

You know, there are actual purpose-designed appliances to help with that sort of thing. You can order them online discreetly so nobody has to be embarrassed, not even any vegetative matter. It's my understanding that some of those appliances are very effective. I'm an Engineer (of a different sort) so I'm well aware how ingenious we can be at times.

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tman1985 9

are you implying that op didnt stop at just her vag?

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inaphansoa 9

This made me a bit sad for you. FYL for resulting to the use of a banana, but YDI the poor results. A banana? tisk tisk

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gottageek 17

I'd suggest purchasing products designed to assist in sexual frustration. You'll enjoy it but I can't offer any insight as to how the products will feel about it.

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