By Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 848
You deserved it 17 487

Same thing different taste

Top comments

hahahahahahahaha Your boyfriend is ******* awesome.

I think I want to marry your boyfriend... xD

Comments

smiley123_ 0

I know, right? This should be a MLIA post. D:|

Shh we mustn't speak of MLIA in FML... p.s. I love You x

kindofgocrazy 0
jess_00 0

LOL :) Seriously though this isn't an FML

Okay...#40, I think you need some help, here. *Yes, "Q" does make the "K" or the "CK" sound, or even "C", but that's not how the English language works. It's not French - "que" isn't an appropriate suffix, neither is"-q," and "-qq" DEFINITELY isn't. There are no words that end in double q. * "M" may sound similar to "N," but it definitely isn't the same letter. One requires your lips to be closed, one does not. Therefore, different sounds. Apostrophes are your friends - that is, that little ' key, not the literary device. Apostrophes indicate missing letters. "Isn't" stems from "is not". You put "is" and "not" together, take out the "o," and you have a compound word! YAY LANGUAGE!! "ur" is an ancient Sumerian city on the Euphrates, not a second-person possessive. You did indeed kill the mood, #40, by way of a MASSIVE ENGLISH FAIL. .........Or should I say, "nassive inqlish fayl"? OP - If my boyfriend did that, I'd die laughing. The mood may have changed, but sex is supposed to be fun. Enjoy it. If he can keep a hard-on while mimicking Mario, he's pretty awesome. Or, if he's not your style, search elsewhere. Just remember, life is no fun without being able to laugh at yourself. =D

KarmaKara 0

It's not an FML, but I can see how some people would think it was. Idk about you guys, but I rolf'd. Her boyfriend's probably a gemini. Either way, that was hilarious!

Not an fml. Ur bf has a sense of humor. I lol'd

AAAAHHHH12 2

Wait, trying? WTF hahaha He was being cute, give him credit. It's a Mario!