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By dypshyyt - 22/07/2014 23:20 - United States

Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML
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Arwen_Evenstar 37

You'd think they'd mention getting rid of memorabilia.

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lex1459 38

I'm not sure why you kept this in the first place.

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headofmedusa 15

Pay closer attention to your attire next time OP.

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Sweet_Visions 13

Hahahaha wow. Over a shirt really? -_-

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lacrosse_53 10

Who do yall think she deserved it??

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iwadasn 32

She chose to wear a Jack Daniels shirt to an AA meeting. Why wouldn't she deserve it?

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interesting33 36

that is difficult OP - bad choice but mistakes happen and well done on getting support for yourself!

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Goldilocks1 8

Priceless, but they shouldn't boo you. At least you were attending the meetings and working at bettering yourself. So boo to them

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megansheeran 21

How did you not realize what shirt you were wearing before you went?

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