By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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krushr 3

He did you a favour. Get over it and go find someone who showers at least once a week.

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CreateZ 0

Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.

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petrolhead 12

how can one live like that :) i would kill my self in a week

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ihasbrains 10

Kill yourself in a week? Drama queen. Did it not occur to you that you could just as easily dump him?

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XxKyttixX 0

Well if it's that important to you then break up with him...or you could always hose him down.

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XxKyttixX 0

opps read it wrong lol he did Break up with you. well anyway why does it matter if he broke up with you because he's nasty and you like hygiene? it seems like either way you win in this situation.

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babyyninjas 1

little bit of both

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daz079 0

His sack must of smelt like a: Tramps back pocket, in a heatwave! YDI

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ulicksam 0

YDI for not breaking up with him first. Nasty.

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XxKyttixX 0

Well if it's that important to you then break up with him...or you could always hose him down.

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XxKyttixX 0

opps read it wrong lol he did Break up with you. well anyway why does it matter if he broke up with you because he's nasty and you like hygiene? it seems like either way you win in this situation.

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rattusrattus 18

Are you dating an 11-year-old boy or something? I thought men grew out of that once they started getting hair in fun places.

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iljakujala 0

maybe it was a good thing that u broke up...

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blaze2335 0

if you ever see him again just keep repeating these words to him ..... stop being nasty, stop being nasty

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nomeat 0

i noticed you're pretty scully. i'm pretty scully myself. =)

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