By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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krushr 3

He did you a favour. Get over it and go find someone who showers at least once a week.

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CreateZ 0

Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.

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Roldy 0

why are u even with him?

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skyeyez9 24

I knew a kid when I was in jr high school who was a nasty ass like your ex bf. He rarely showered or brushed his teeth. I happened to see him at a store 11yrs later: He has NO teeth, and still a dirty looking scrub.

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aback 4

Quit trolling for dates at the homeless shelter.

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slickrasta 1

Sounds like your better off without that smelly douche.

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Sargasm 4

YDI, in a good way. There are plenty of (less stinky) fish in the sea, and now you're free to go fishin'.

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Sparkiee93 3

YDI for wanting to date him and considering it a bad thing that he broke up with you.

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tbonea1990 0

if he doesn't do that, the basic task, u don't need him and how'd u meet him if he is that bad at hygiene

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rocket123 0

61 dirty ass people dont take showers

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