By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 004
You deserved it 10 361

Same thing different taste

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You don't need that negativity in your life. Good riddance.

If she gets jealous of your own hands, you're better off without her

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I feel like maybe this FML was not long enough. I would love details from the OP. Perhaps the OP was watching **** and that is why the GF was upset. Some people, both male and female, feel that watching or viewing other people in such a manner as cheating in a relationship. Doesn't matter if they are "wrong" or not, some people feel that way. The way she went about it was wrong if this is the case. She should have talked with you and let you know how it made her feel. If this was too much for you to stop doing for your relationship then you were not meant to last anyway.

I guess she doesn't have much experience with men

A Don Jon type situation in living color...

-_- Russia I get, but Georgia? You're just jealous because they have better views of the Caucasus.

novapine 19

I voted YDI only because you deserve to be with a rational person.

My ex girlfriend was the same way. She was a psycho bitch. You deserve better my friend.

Fluffy283 8

You don't need that paranoid overbearing bitch, OP. Better luck on your next one.

She must have thought of your hand as a separate person and felt threatened.