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By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 00:12 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
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jibz 6

Should've mentioned sex, it's a great calorie burner.

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birdofparadise 16

I'm on a diet too, but I do that for my bf, and then just add the calorie count ;)

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Well, she could spit it out, or you could warn her and she can stop before it goes in her mouth. :p

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fthku 13

Damn, you must have a pretty weak navy.

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annihil8or 15

Tell her she can give u a bj and then work off the calories in bed

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TashaBear 0

just pull out and blow on her face or something. she's using the calories as an excuse. trim up the thing and maybe she'll consider.

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sallen0046 4

Technically she's right. YDI for a) wanting a one-sided sexual adventure, b) not at the very least stating that swallowing was not necessary and c) not suggesting regular sex instead of you were truly interested. Don't complain when you refuse to acknowledge all other options.

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raha95 0

tell her not to swallow

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