By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 00:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
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jibz 6

Should've mentioned sex, it's a great calorie burner.

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faabuh 0

tell ur qirlfriend to stop bein dumb sperm doesnt qet u fatt

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melibear89 7

no said she had to swallow.

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tbonea1990 0

its the same as 2tic tats

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Ronniieeambrose 0

lawl:) but she could always spit?

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deputy_g 5

tell her to spit duh if she's dumb enough to think semen is going to ruin her diet you couldve still got s bj

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eric1152 0

@attitude you sir are awsome. That is all

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AKIFIGHTER 0

Spit and not swallow

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iPunchedBigFoot 5

The average tablespoon of seman has 7 calories.

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xmarkstheheart 0

You need to point out to her that all those gifts you've given her and dining out and trips to the movies, etc. have been adding useless debits to your bank account. See how long she holds out then. You could always wack it in the bathroom, but she'll never pay for her own selfish shit.

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GRyphonLJJ 0

Really...You are dumb enough to think buying dinner or shiny things is equal to having sex. Just give the women you date a $50 up front. At least then they will know you think all women are full service ****** to be purchased for dinner and a movie. What you spend in cash in NOT proportional to the gifts you receive. Remember, "You can't buy me love. Yeah, yeah, yeah." But you can earn it (love) through actions.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

119 - If she doesn't want to swallow, that's her damn choice. Who are you to condemn women for the choices they make?

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Faith13 16

yes but sperm is filled with protein. Protein is good for you, keeps you full =)

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