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By demk - 20/08/2009 14:51 - United States

Today, my husband and I were in bed, and just as I was about to finish he screamed, "Oh shit! It's 4:15, my strawberries are gonna whither!!!!" and then jumped off me and went to check on his farm on FarmVille. An imaginary farm, on Facebook. FML

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By Phoebe - 18/07/2009 08:15 - Singapore

Today, my husband and I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' and went over to his laptop. Wondering what that meant, I peered over at his laptop. It turns out hunting for mice on Facebook is more important than procreating. FML

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By mrs.nerd - 23/10/2011 12:38 - United States

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

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Obsessed

By farmvillefail - 09/01/2010 00:10 - United States

Today, I found out the best way to communicate with my boyfriend, who is obsessed with Farmville, is by placing a "sign post" on his farm. Not sending texts, emails, or calling, but by placing a message on his imaginary farm. FML

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By Katie - 09/10/2012 05:42 - United States - Homewood

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

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Because nobody questions Bigfoot

By poisonivyandbigfoot - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "Last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "We were hunting Bigfoot." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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By torny>horny - 10/04/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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By Anon - 27/02/2010 16:07 - United States

Today, my boss told me that if I didn't become his neighbor on Farmville I wouldn't have a job. I laughed. He didn't. FML

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Monday Morning Blues

By Anonymous - 01/07/2019 14:00

Today, after a rough night, my husband's alarms started going off at 5 a.m. All 4 of them. Old town road, the Skyrim theme, that lady yelling, "I got shit to do today" and bagpipes. I'm awake. He's not. FML

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By loser - 03/01/2010 12:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML

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lolatflyingducks 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 23:02

Clearly, you have never played Farmville.

chadhilliard67 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 23:02

haha, lets hope his strawberrys didnt whither

Comments

littlegolferboy 4

Friday 21 August 2009 1:52

I prefer pineapples. Checking in once every 3 days is pretty nice.

puppypoop 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:58

Hahahahahaha **** blocked by farmville

juroguitar 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:58

My husband has a sick obsession with farmtown, as well as farmville- although I'm good in bed, so he would never leave sex for them :).

turtlewatcher 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:10

Oh! That reminds me, my blueberries finish in 20 minutes Haha farmville has quite the effect on people but that's hilarious

rxxk 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:13

When I read this, the YDI meter was 666. Hmm.

hollister1474 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:16

thats happened to me like 4 times on here. its weird!

hollister1474 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:14

I could totally see my brother in law doing that to my sister. He's obsessed!

lnf9ohfour 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:18

Clearly, you don't play FarmVille or you would have gone to check your own strawberries!

commanderadama 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:18

I think you husband might be gay you should have a talk. :)

PhoenixElite 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:22

He, FarmVille rocks. Still, pretty rude thing to do. FYL.

Luckster 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:32

I hate Farmville so much. It's the reason my Mom has cut me off from birthday and christmas gifts--she's too busy playing it to pick up her phone when I call her to keep in contact with her.