Animals: Today, my roommate thought it would be a good idea to show me...

By QWERTY - 03/04/2011 23:20

Today, my roommate thought it would be a good idea to show me his huge new tarantula despite knowing that I have extremely severe arachnophobia. I ended up killing it with a book and apparently now owe him $500. FML

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By Hannah - 04/03/2012 20:46 - United States

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

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By MyNameIsNotJeff - 08/05/2015 03:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend bought me a pet tarantula. I now have one of my biggest fears crawling around my house. FML

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By Boyufd - 09/09/2018 03:30

Today, knowing that I have severe arachnophobia, my brother brought over his friend's tarantula. One hour later, the spider got loose. It's been 5 hours and I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By eyes wide SHIT - 28/12/2013 01:37 - Australia

Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 02:02 - United States

Today, my boss captured a huge spider and put it in a jar on the desk in our shop. He's named it Fluffy and is threatening to fire me if I harm it. I'm horribly arachnophobic and we share that desk. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By no that does not help - 20/08/2013 13:41 - United States - Austin

Today, I went to see a therapist for help with my severe fear of spiders. The therapist held a big spider in a box inches away from my face. I ran to the back of the room and asked him why. He responded with, "Aren't therapists supposed to help you face your fears?" I'm paying $150 an hour. FML

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She definitely won though

By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 15:00

Today, as part of our prank war, my girlfriend found a hairy tarantula picture and stuck it on the wall. I hadn't yet told her I'm arachnophobic, and when I saw it I passed out and hit my head hard enough to need an ambulance. She decided she's won the war and I don't get a say in the matter. FML

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By Boyufd - 05/11/2020 17:01

Today, my girlfriend, KNOWING I have severe arachnophobia, changed the wallpapers on my phone and tablet to pictures of tarantulas, all because she's mad at me. And she won't change it back. FML

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By MushyKetchup - 14/08/2015 07:01 - United States - Amarillo

Today, a tarantula joined my stuffed animal collection in its drawer. It, unfortunately, wasn't stuffed. FML

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KomiExplosion 0

Monday 4 April 2011 9:13

This is why we can't have nice things.

whatfml 0

Monday 4 April 2011 11:57

you sound an annoying, drama feeding, self loving teen. just saying "omg I would totally stand on it with like my platforms"

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lorrissa 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:02

tarantulas DONT cost that much lol I used to have one :p

Levvy 22

Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:32

"Today, my impulse control in light of my own personal problems was so poor I killed someone else's pet. I expect sympathy for this." There, tidied that up a bit.

varkey 7

Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:35

most arachnophobes would simply run away, not kill it but if it was in a terrarium, then why would you kill it if he put it on you, then you shouldn't repay him i doubt 500 bucks is how much it cost though FYL and YDI, not enough info

Frenchface 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:51

lol!! haha that's funny for little fellow

TomFeltonFan 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:12

you're face is a joke, it makes me laugh everytime I see it.

sk3l370n 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:32

use the book on him, might be cheaper?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 5 April 2011 2:36

Joke's on you, bub. Your* is the version you're looking for.

bassdredd 2

Tuesday 5 April 2011 3:22

why the hell did you kill it? you could have just run away. the guys a douche for showing it to you but YDI for overreacting. pay up and try to control yourself next time. it's an important quality.