Health: Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught... - FML

By box bulge - 21/10/2011 01:24 - China

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

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By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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By woodchuck0022 - 21/05/2011 21:16 - Canada

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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Top comments

ritzbits 0

Friday 21 October 2011 8:43

how did this phenomenon occur?

Rdvlvt 0

Friday 21 October 2011 8:54

Guess you'll be bleeding twice this month

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EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Friday 21 October 2011 8:56

Look Mom, the village idiot!

DCFan 9

Friday 21 October 2011 11:51

Honestly, I don't see where you were going with this..?

Mercedes16 7

Friday 21 October 2011 8:58

Maybe it's time to shave .

TheDarkCynder 2

Friday 21 October 2011 13:20

Genitals aren't hair.

KK3137 31

Friday 21 October 2011 9:00

She's a woman. FHL

laurbear12 3

Friday 21 October 2011 11:46

Umm rude

CaliforniaErin 13

Friday 21 October 2011 9:01

Ouch, how does that happen? Were you even wearing underwear, op?

ThatLooksSticky 16

Friday 21 October 2011 9:03

Meat flaps?

godbear 5

Friday 21 October 2011 11:25

mud flaps

hinchkongfang 0

Friday 21 October 2011 11:53

Beef curtains...

DrewsFML 8

Friday 21 October 2011 14:46

Roast beef chandeliers

Sebastian_NG 17

Friday 21 October 2011 15:07

C-C-Combo breaker!

s0m3guy2010 21

Friday 21 October 2011 9:03

That sounds like a very painful attempt for a free chasity belt. I guess it depends on how badly it got stuck.

DrewsFML 8

Friday 21 October 2011 9:14

Next time roll up your flaps tightly and tuck inside before zipping.

J3R3MYY 14

Friday 21 October 2011 9:15

This was a trick, either OP is a hermafodite or just a tranny. If Im wrong well u just got saggy lips or a big clit.

HonestlyHonest 0

Friday 21 October 2011 18:43

Excuse me? Regardless of surgical satus, a "tranny" should not be separate from a woman.

Ricky23J 0

Friday 21 October 2011 9:16

just admit it. you have a dick. lmao

J3R3MYY 14

Friday 21 October 2011 9:24

Thats what I said, they just dont like when I tell the truth.

Ricky23J 0

Friday 21 October 2011 20:21

haters

MrsKitty86 9

Friday 21 October 2011 9:18

Ewww... Meat flaps... *shudders*

hinchkongfang 0

Friday 21 October 2011 12:17

Beef curtains!!

hinchkongfang 0

Friday 21 October 2011 15:06

Well excuse me mr FML critic! how about mutton blinds, strip steak butterflies, **** wrappers, Loose meat sandwich, buttered muffin, ham and cheese, meat wallet, Hatchet wound, horse bite, or the ever popular packet of bacon...

JinxosGirl87 0

Friday 21 October 2011 16:03

No wonder why guys want to eat ******; sounds delicious! :P

krad204 21

Tuesday 27 December 2011 5:08

Now this is creative...

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